Senior Citizens

Mine thought his hip movements were disgusting.

2007-12-27 07:22:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ******* beautiful!'"

2007-12-27 07:19:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 06:28:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 06:27:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 06:18:00 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

The over valued home loans deserve major prison sentences IMO. One guy made 4.5 billion is serving 4 yrs. and pays back 2B. He'll still be a billionaire after prison.
Should the buyers have been more astute about the loans?
If you can afford to buy these foreclosed properties for a song is it ethically wrong? Someone is going to buy them.

2007-12-27 05:56:50 · 17 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

I had a pre-cooked spiral ham for Christmas Day and now I have the bone and some meat left over. Beside the baking soda and aspirin (good ideas) to cut down the farts, what's the rest of your recipes?

2007-12-27 05:37:54 · 29 answers · asked by Dan Bueno 4

2007-12-27 05:30:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have to go with Bobby Magee.

2007-12-27 05:29:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have'nt been comming on Y/A for about 5 days due to being ill, but I have just realised that 3 of my new contacts (initiated by them) have dissapeared now from my profile page, could anyone let me know how this could happen if they diddn't delete me themselves, which I don't think they did, because like I said they were the ones that added me and I gladly added them to mine, thats why I'm confussed that they have dissapeared

2007-12-27 05:11:12 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4

2007-12-27 04:48:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 04:34:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work


1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

2007-12-27 04:29:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 03:58:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

On this date in 1947, what children's show debuted on NBC, as Puppet Playhouse? Put your thinking caps on & see if you can come up with the right answer.

2007-12-27 03:47:29 · 15 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

Is it time to stop following and start leading?

2007-12-27 03:40:12 · 15 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

I hate it but it makes me feel good after eating & drinking so much on Christmas day I walk with arm weights jog a little about 3 miles We should all exercise for good health Iam 65

2007-12-27 03:25:21 · 33 answers · asked by Tracer 5

...I appreciate the sharing of personal experiences that could help someone, without expectation...

2007-12-27 03:16:30 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him?

Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.

Man: Can I try?

Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.

Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.

* Ten thousand ducks appear *

Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!

Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?

2007-12-27 03:15:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 02:52:41 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 02:52:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you have to call professionals in to win the war for you?

2007-12-27 02:50:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

And titled it Brain Doodling, how many of you would want to read it?

2007-12-27 02:24:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or other writing on some of the pages? Does that ever bother you, when you read a book to come across writing or highlighted words in a book?

2007-12-27 02:15:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-27 01:14:43 · 16 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

2007-12-27 00:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by ? 7

be appalled to learn, if you related the story to them today ?

2007-12-27 00:51:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-26 23:47:58 · 17 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

that the novel/short story you have chosen to read has also chosen you too? Please share your experiences.

For example I choose a novel that is set in Winter and it is Winter now. Or I choose a novel that is about the break up of a love relationship and that's what is happening to me too.

Thanks to all who participate.

2007-12-26 23:29:06 · 7 answers · asked by happy inside 6

i was left tired but satisified and grateful.

2007-12-26 22:33:36 · 22 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6