One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ******* beautiful!'"
2007-12-27 07:19:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was beautiful! Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-27 07:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Stunning, Immaculate, Exquisite, Amazing, Visually Appealing
2016-04-11 03:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think my dad used the word beautiful when he found out I was pregnant .
2007-12-27 12:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did not get it
but when I get it I know
I will laugh ,so I gave you a star......
Edit:: been at least an hour.... still do not get it....I wonder if I will find the answer in my e-mail
Got it!!!!! lol With a little help from my friends!!!!
ooohugs
2007-12-27 08:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by abuelamah 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I guess that I am just to literal.
My first thought was 'Some beautiful thing."
Oh well, yours was better, maybe you could help me use fascinate in a sentence?
2007-12-27 10:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by deepndswamps 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dad didn't use the word beautiful either. It wouldn't be my first thought.
2007-12-27 13:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's nothing more beautiful than a beautiful princess, dont you think I said that just beautifully?
2007-12-27 08:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a beautiful morning!
2007-12-27 08:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao beautiful so beautiful i read it twicwe ...10/10
2007-12-27 07:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by andygames07 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful - - - just a beauty - thanks for the laugh Suzie!
A star for you. CJ
2007-12-27 14:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋