14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
2007-12-27 04:29:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I'll drink to that!!!
2007-12-27 04:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
The Air Traffic Controllers could use a drink about now! CHEERS!
2007-12-27 05:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, if I had more enthusiasm for alcohol I might be tempted to go back to work. If retirement drives me to drink I'll try to find a company that has implemented this plan.
2007-12-27 04:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think some of the men where I work have already started. And, it isn't a good idea. My factory is safety conscious now, so if we get hurt, we are taken for a drug and alcohol test.
2007-12-27 04:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." A sign my children's doctor had hanging in his office. Probably not PC now but he was a Mad Magazine fan and had copies of the magazine in his waiting room.
2007-12-27 05:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The lunch break card schools get too serious and the toilets are always engaged.
2007-12-27 10:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work in a large hospital. We do open hearts daily, and all kinds of other very invasive procedures. I hope the surgeon who has my chest open and me on bypass has not been drinking. I would prefer to live.
2007-12-27 05:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by happydawg 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
now thats just stupid, alcohol impairs your judgement, imagine people, throwing up on their key boards, sleeping at their desk and your business smelling like vomit. the cons of drinking at work out weights the pros. what if your workers give people $10 notes instead of $5 or $50 instead of $10 because they are so tipsy they dont even know what they are doing. wouldnt your business go broke.
2007-12-27 04:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by jay K 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Way to work a dead-end life.
2007-12-27 04:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds ok to me. mines a double vodka and tonic followed by a nice bottle of rose wine. (havent got the accent)
2007-12-27 04:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me! I usually have a glass of wine with my lunch.... but I work at home mostly.
2007-12-27 06:44:14 · answer #11 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋