Senior Citizens

Enough with Christmas already huh!?!? Lets start planning a New Years eve party. So what is your idea!!??

2007-12-25 17:44:26 · 7 answers · asked by Peapie 4

to wait until you were mature to start doing childish things?
Seems many are reliving their childhoods on this site.
I expected it from the younger crowd, but was disappointed to find many of the MATURE users have resorted to childish pranks on other users.
Is this normal behavior as a person ages?
Will we all end up like this?

2007-12-25 17:27:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

2007-12-25 17:08:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

You can only bring records, reel to reel or eight track music? I'll have a few cases of wine. If you do not drink wine what will you bring to drink?

2007-12-25 16:59:42 · 10 answers · asked by abuelamah 6

2007-12-25 16:53:59 · 3 answers · asked by Thomas E 7

what would you bring? I will have plates, folks, napkins and set up a table big enough for all. I will cook a Turkey. What will you bring?

2007-12-25 16:36:10 · 19 answers · asked by abuelamah 6

Or what did you not learn from it?

2007-12-25 16:24:57 · 16 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

...enjoyed the relocations: to the orient, latin american and
europe...but the best was coming back home to Hawaii.

2007-12-25 16:10:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

What women say... ...What they mean...
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Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.

I just need some space ...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do
it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boy-
friend now

I don't know; what do you want to I can't believe that you have
do? nothing planned

Come here My puppy does this too

I like you but... I don't like you

You never listen You never listen

We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with

I'm just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make
fun of you and your freinds

There's no one else I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm

2007-12-25 14:53:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

For me, it was watching an unexpected snow fall begin when
we arrived at our daughters today. A first snowfall at Christmas, we've never seen before. Then after opening our
presents later, it all stopped. The timing was perfect.

2007-12-25 14:47:39 · 15 answers · asked by Lynn 7

I would say alcohol rub down for fevers. Two of my children refuse medication ( they are autistic ) and those rub downs have brought down many fevers for me!

2007-12-25 14:41:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

years ago do you remember taking " cola syrup" to see if your stomach was settled ? Or giving it to your kids? Mine was! If I passed the cola test I could have plain tost w/ plain tea and if I passed again butter on the toast and sugar and cream in the tea!

2007-12-25 14:37:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Come out of hiding you all LOL. I know you're out there. I know
many seniors don't exchange gifts anymore. But maybe there
is a handful that did anyway. Or at least, received some unex-
pectedly. Care to share?

2007-12-25 14:34:56 · 9 answers · asked by Lynn 7

Is it defined by years lived? Or is it defined by behavior marked by wisdom and leaving childish behavior behind? Yes, I celebrate my child within, but that child is one of discovery and awe and learning, not a child who gossips and plays 'he said, she said' games. What say YOU?

2007-12-25 14:31:03 · 35 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

I can't seem to find gray anywhere

2007-12-25 13:03:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What did you try this Christmas that was new or different?

2007-12-25 12:53:28 · 11 answers · asked by Miz D 6

...YOU ever got for Christmas? Today I got the gift of an upcoming NEW grandbaby!

2007-12-25 12:42:59 · 14 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Do you prefer the mall ,a strip mall , or online shopping ?

2007-12-25 12:10:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I will be glad to put away the decorations, dust the house, change the furniture around and wait for the first green bud on the trees and a small little dandelion to pop through the ground! Come Spring!

2007-12-25 12:01:29 · 45 answers · asked by Wrong number 5

I want to close senior friend finder from my desktop but unable to do so. Once I delete it, but again when I open my computer it comes again.

2007-12-25 11:52:21 · 3 answers · asked by kv62003 1

you all probably didn't even know i wasn't around because i haven't been online for very long. i just wanted to let you know that i have missed talking with all of you and hope you can give me some advice. i have been diagnosed with oral cancer and it has gone beserk in the last 2 months. has anyone been through this or knows someone that has? i know i should go on a different catagory but i prefer to talk with people my own age. don't mean to be a downer, just could use a friend
thanks and merry christmas

2007-12-25 10:47:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

And please let me know if you like my Santa get up, also am I better looking without my dark glasses. I will await your answers and let them be good, btw when I say this is a true story, you can bet your boots it is not.

2007-12-25 09:32:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm writing a book, so forgive me for having a slightly odd question.

I'm interested in the stereotypical sort of car a couple like this would have: they live in a small mountain village, both have been retired for about 3 years, so they're in their late sixties. Everywhere they drive it is within 3 miles away and they use it about 4 times a week.

If you could give me a manufacturer and model (for example, Honda Civic), that would be really great.

2007-12-25 08:23:31 · 8 answers · asked by Devolution 5

The bear and the rabbit were walking through the woods one day, when they saw an angel being attacked by a pack of wolves.

They quickly came up with a plan and acted upon it. The rabbit distracted the wolves long enough for the bear to charge in from the side, knock them silly and scare them away.

The thankful angel agreed to grant them each three wishes.

"I want to be the best-looking bear ever," the bear said.

"I want a motorcyle helmet," said the rabbit.


"I want to have more sexual energy than any bear ever had," said the bear.

"I want a motorcycle," said the rabbit.
He then put on his helmet, started up the bike and gunnned the motor.

"For my final wish, I want every other bear in the woods to be a beautiful female!" the bear shouted over the noise of the engine.

The rabbit peeled out and sped away... but just before he got out of earshot he screamed back over his shoulder...

"I WANT THE BEAR TO BE GAY!!!!!"

2007-12-25 08:08:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-25 08:07:44 · 19 answers · asked by yoga guy 4

My ex firmly believed by frequenting those places that stay open on Christmas Day, we were the cause of those employees not getting to spend their Christmas with their loved ones. So he flat refused to go anywhere on Christmas Day and felt everyone should have banded together as well and force those companies that stayed open on Christmas purely for profit to close. Whether I agree with him or not is not my question though, how do you feel on the matter is my question?

2007-12-25 07:47:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

He's asleep, there's only him and me. TV is total ******** actually, this is a wonderful competition where you can win absolutely **** all. Just fill in the stars and you get the chance to ask a question, of your choice, on Q & A. How cool is that.
Yes I have had a drink (Hic) but I can still spell.

2007-12-25 07:15:04 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I shopped at Anne Summers and totally surprised him on Christmas Eve. Well, you wouldn't want to face that on Christmas Morning would you?

2007-12-25 07:08:27 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Vicks Salve? (felt like)
I remember lying in bed with my respiratory system in durress. My mother walked in with a boiling pot of water containing vicks salve. She'd gie me orange baby aspirin and grease me up. I felt I'd had a complete medical tretment.

2007-12-25 05:02:46 · 25 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

I've looked around but can't find any!

2007-12-25 04:55:45 · 16 answers · asked by madelinejack 1