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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhBOCAXOTCr1msInp8sRWi3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071219090657AANj195&show=7#profile-info-AA10030221

2007-12-24 14:03:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ask a question yesterday and got 108 answers and yahoo just removed it.

2007-12-24 13:57:58 · 21 answers · asked by gggggg 6

Remembering departed friends & family & better times?

2007-12-24 13:49:13 · 25 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

I want to wish all of you folks a Merry Christmas. I hope and pray that your wishes are granted and my wish for all of you is peace, love and health. May Dec.25 be the start of more wonderful events in all your lives. Thank you all for allowing me to participate in Yahoo Seniors - the best group out there.
God Bless and again Merry Christmas.
Roy- Tinman12

2007-12-24 13:36:40 · 30 answers · asked by Tinman12 6

it's truly as good as milk, for soothing the stomach, as tasty as a fruit juice, as twinkly as beer, and all that plus refinement!
Don't you just love wine?
(answer which question you want....)


p.s.
the most drunk person is not always the one you think...(((hiccups))))

2007-12-24 13:35:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

NORAD Tracks Santa's Progress.
NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command ) is tracking Santa's progress...
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.....

2007-12-24 13:27:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am relatively new to yahoo questions and maybe don't understand what is going on.

2007-12-24 13:27:08 · 14 answers · asked by sniggle 5

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window." I've been waiting for you all day " the cop said. The kid replied. "yeah well I got here as fast as I could".

2007-12-24 13:24:50 · 11 answers · asked by SandyO 5

My tree was up for about five minutes before the cat sauntered over, sat down and eyed it, looked at me as if to say "you cant be serious? you think its going to stay here?" Then stood up on his hind legs and pushed it over, then walked away with a smug look on his face - a job well done I assume.

He has tried it on a few more times but I have caught him before he can push it over again.

NOW a cat peeing on the presents under the tree? Thats a tad over the top - not mine - someone else's I know.

One year my son's dog opened ALL the presents after we went to bed looking for chocolate - he ate all of it that he found, and then took down the stockings and raided those too.

You gotta love the critters who share our lives -

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

2007-12-24 13:22:23 · 19 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

You believe in Santa Clause
You don't believe in Santa Clause
You are Santa Clause
You look like Santa Clause

2007-12-24 13:14:54 · 6 answers · asked by SandyO 5

...I liked Wallace Beery, until I saw "Treasure Island," then, mom recommended Gary Cooper, the last one, was JFK, a real hero. and here I am 100% !Y?...

2007-12-24 12:46:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

the remake w/Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt?

2007-12-24 11:34:11 · 17 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6

A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the barman says "bad day ?"

The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my brother's gay !"

"oh you'll get used to it" replies the barman. The following day the man re-enters and again orders 6 double vodkas.

"not another bad day ?" asks the barman.

"yes" replies the man, "I just found out my other brothers gay too."

"Have an extra one, on the house" offers the barman.

Two days later the man returned to the pub, looking more depressed than usual, he sits down and orders 6 double vodkas.

The barman asks "for f**k sake, does no one in you family like women ?"

"yes" replies the man "my wife does!"

2007-12-24 11:28:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

my neighbor is 85 years old and lives with her drug addict son. she constantly falls. she fell today and hit her head and was bleeding and i called ems but the son took her to sisters house and that was the end of that. so whom do i call?

2007-12-24 10:40:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I won't even get to see mine... tears are just flying!

2007-12-24 09:46:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

2007-12-24 09:45:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

And will not be seeing them over the Christmas period?

I live in England, and my daughter and family live in OHIO - USA, I get to see her as often as I can, one a year if I can get a cheap flight. I wonder how many others are like me, I keep intouch with her over the net and via telephone, but its at times like this the distance seems so great.

2007-12-24 09:20:28 · 14 answers · asked by SUPER-GLITCH 6

Police Excuses ...
Im sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.

when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.

I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)



when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
im sorry officer...i just got brest implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts...
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
Sorry officer...I'm from Canada.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I already have a date!"
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
No thanks...i gotta drive
Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement
Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.
Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel
OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!
"I'm sorry officer but dunken donuts is right ahead not here."
Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
So that’s what those signs are there for.
(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)
I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom

2007-12-24 09:17:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

MacTealc has returned to the croft in time for Christmas! And all is well - he had travelled to the big city to bring home a special gift! All will be revealed in the morning!

But as we two sit here beside our peat fire and the wee wobbly dog between us watching the flames - we have taken to thinking of what we were doing this time last year. Hard to imagine neither of us knew of the enchanted moors or each other or the folk we now call friends - you!
And in all our happiness - we think to when we were without all that we now have and cherish ...... and maybe to those that are in the place we were last year - there is a wee message.
No matter which direction the wind blows that brings love and friendship - welcome it into your life. Whatever vehicle that allows you to become a part of a community - jump aboard. Do not let the doubters tell you what reality is - happiness cherished in all its forms can be the finest reality.
Merry Christmas to all our friends.
Slainte!

2007-12-24 08:11:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

It happened to me once. I was angry. I felt it was already mine. So it was not a gift. Am I right?

2007-12-24 08:07:08 · 37 answers · asked by Sugar 7

And that you will be returning to the store, the day after Christ-
mas, should you get it? Would it be the same tired out easy
gifts you've had over and over, like pj's, or houseshoes?
Maybe you hope for something a little more exciting this year?

2007-12-24 07:56:52 · 26 answers · asked by Lynn 7

Its an old saying. A human on average walks about 3 miles an hour. So, essentially its saying live my life for 20 minutes. What am I going to learn in that time?

2007-12-24 07:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by primalclaws1974 6

Its a remake of a Charleston Heston movie which was a remake of the original with Vincent Price. I can now say I have seen them all.
Good movie, nice effects

2007-12-24 07:39:39 · 10 answers · asked by Tinman12 6

2007-12-24 07:06:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

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A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband:

"Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"

Her husband replies:

"Should i pack for sun or snow?"

The woman shouts:

"I don't care, I've won the lottery now get out!!!"

2007-12-24 06:58:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

SOME of us think 'been there, done that, it doesn't make a real difference"; but I believe this election is more important than many before it. Do you plan to turn out and vote? Will you encourage others our age to vote and those younger also?

2007-12-24 06:53:25 · 32 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/en_nm/bucketlist_dc;_ylt=AoeJJFWrREVToX7eeyVp1AWs0NUE

They say their new movie really has a great message! I

2007-12-24 06:49:09 · 32 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_en_mu/obit_oscar_peterson

Oscar Peterson has passed :-( at age 82. I so loved his music. Extraordinary talent!...and a Canadian favorite!

2007-12-24 06:42:34 · 9 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

2007-12-24 04:45:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

...I enjoy the catchy tune: "Feliz Navidad" by JOSE Feliciano...

2007-12-24 04:18:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous