Police Excuses ...
Im sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.
when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
im sorry officer...i just got brest implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts...
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
Sorry officer...I'm from Canada.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I already have a date!"
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
No thanks...i gotta drive
Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement
Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.
Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel
OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!
"I'm sorry officer but dunken donuts is right ahead not here."
Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
So that’s what those signs are there for.
(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)
I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom
2007-12-24 09:17:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
"I saw the stop sign, I just didn't see you."
"I just had a vasectomy and the novocaine is wearing off. I need to get home so I can ice my groin." (True story.)
2007-12-24 09:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was only pulled over once for speeding. My house had been broken into the night before and I had to go to work the next day without being able to lock up the busted door. The cop who pulled me over was from my high school class and was the chief of police in the city where I lived , when I explained that if he had protected my house and I had been able to lock up I would not be in such a hurry to get home and see if I had anything left , he let me go. And promised to look into the burglary. Never heard a thing from him after that .
2007-12-25 01:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A few times, but I didn't need an excuse. Here in Switzerland the traffic police make random checks, when, if you don't stink of alcohol, they just check all your lights are working and your exhaust emission certificate is up to date.
Once, when my mother-in-law was visiting from England, I was pulled over. She went into hysterical hyper-drive.
'Oh, what have you done wrong? What have you done wrong?'
'Nothing, it's just routine.' It's difficult dealing with a hysterical English speaking woman and at the same time answering the police, calmly and sensibly, in German.
On another occasion in the French Jura,we came round a corner and there was a French policeman, dressed in dark blue and wearing his cape standing in the middle of the road. My husband was driving and there was no way he could stop. As we skidded passed him, he shouted, 'Verglas' (black ice). I think he survived. I was amazed that we did.
2007-12-24 21:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The officer claimed I was doing 72 MPH in a 45 MPH zone. I said that can't be true, my old 76 Duster wouldn't go that fast. I not only got the speeding ticket but was also cited for driving too fast for conditions.
2007-12-24 10:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actualkly in the past two years I have been pulled over a few times because some guy used my SS# and had a felony out for him.
Two or three police cars with guns drawn elicit yes sir and nothing else.
2007-12-24 09:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by drg5609 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not me, but my husband was caught speeding a few days ago and when the officer asked him if he knew why he as being stopped he smile, showed him the box of donuts on the seat next to him and said: Because you want my donuts?, believe it or not the cop let him go.
2007-12-24 09:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by pura_rosa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got pulled over about a week ago... but he was following me for about half an hour so in my infinate wisdom I though "ah, I'll just drive faster to lose him!". I panicked, and to be fair he was going right up my rear which was rather rude... Nothing happened though luckily, I've only been driving a month!
ButI'm taking note of those excellent excuses for later!
2007-12-24 10:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by floppity 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 07:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by graybill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story: the caution light turned yellos while I was under the light. My grandson and I were admiring the tractor and heavy equipment. I still got a big ticket for running a red light.
2007-12-24 09:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never make up a story. I just say I like to drive fast, or i dont want to missgilligans Island. Ive only gotten one ticket by being honest. All the other times I have gotten off.
2007-12-24 09:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got pulled over for speeding and swerving. I told the officer the truth. My pants were wet , and I swerved because I just spilled my ice cold beer all over my lap.
2007-12-24 09:24:12 · answer #11 · answered by David D 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋