A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the barman says "bad day ?"
The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my brother's gay !"
"oh you'll get used to it" replies the barman. The following day the man re-enters and again orders 6 double vodkas.
"not another bad day ?" asks the barman.
"yes" replies the man, "I just found out my other brothers gay too."
"Have an extra one, on the house" offers the barman.
Two days later the man returned to the pub, looking more depressed than usual, he sits down and orders 6 double vodkas.
The barman asks "for f**k sake, does no one in you family like women ?"
"yes" replies the man "my wife does!"
2007-12-24 11:28:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
yes I do. I have a identical twin, he is gay and I'm straight, but we use to date the same women! he married her.
2007-12-24 11:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by John M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know of any other household like that. the guy should have just stayed on a 3 day drunk. LOL
2007-12-25 05:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know of any other household like that, but I think he found a good way to get free drinks.
2007-12-24 22:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It runs in the family!
2007-12-24 22:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another gem from the mistress of mirth
2007-12-25 03:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. needed the laugh
2007-12-24 21:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by sniggle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another fine mess you've gotten us into Ollie !
2007-12-24 19:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That you so very much Susie, that was GREAT! Stars for the heaven!
2007-12-24 19:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks-that was my first laugh of the day.
2007-12-24 20:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by phlada64 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha ! Good one-thanks !
2007-12-24 19:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋