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A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband:
"Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
Her husband replies:
"Should i pack for sun or snow?"
The woman shouts:
"I don't care, I've won the lottery now get out!!!"
2007-12-24 06:58:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
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2007-12-24 07:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Ive heard that one before! Merry Christmas. I personally wouldnt use the Lottery excuse to tell my chap get out. Id pack his bags 4 him ready.
2007-12-24 07:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, but if I wanted out that bad ,and had just won the lottery, I would not go home!!
2007-12-24 07:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As anybody know that has gone through a divorce, he is still going to get half, so he can pack however he wants. LOL
2007-12-24 21:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great one!!!! A man I know was asked what he would do if he won $100 million. He said he would split it with his wife, and then leave her....An office girl asked why? He said there was no way he would lay down and sleep beside her, knowing he was worth $50 million dead.........
2007-12-24 07:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pullet Surprise 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's still her husband so he will probably get half anyway.
So I will rate it as such a 5 (half of a 10)
2007-12-24 08:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. On a scale of one to ten I give it a seven.
2007-12-24 08:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7/10, even the dragon laughed.
2007-12-24 21:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check again dear heart, I have not used your numbers for months!
2007-12-24 19:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a six - Yes I'm thinking he was surprised.
2007-12-24 07:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by misselie1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, but he was good enough to put food on the table when she was skint.
2007-12-24 20:59:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋