A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him?
Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.
Man: Can I try?
Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.
Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.
* Ten thousand ducks appear *
Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!
Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
2007-12-27 03:15:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I rubbed the same lamp and ask to be the biggest man in a woman's life. I'm now 9 foot tall and drag my knuckles on the ground
2007-12-27 03:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by gggggg 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
HA!
I forgot what I wished for but I got a a bunch of tea cups in the the shape of a C
2007-12-27 11:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I wished for the Internet back and I got it whoa did I ever miss it . I see not much has changed though
2007-12-27 11:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jan 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Love it.....
Reminded me of the one where the guy asked the lady for 'a little head' and well, Im sure you know what happened in the joke! Lol....
Good one though...
2007-12-27 11:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I have wished for alot of things in my life, but I have always been told to be careful of what you wish for. This is proof!!
2007-12-27 11:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for, cuz you just might get it all ,and then some.
2007-12-27 18:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao ! I'm so glad to see you are back on top form tonight
hugs x
2007-12-27 15:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Love it keep em coming
2007-12-27 11:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Chuckles and a star!!!
2007-12-27 12:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Why would he wish for a twelve inch pianist? hahaha. *sarcasm*
2007-12-27 11:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by mrsjosephjonas23 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋