Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.
Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.
Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
Because one day you might follow through !!!!
2007-12-29 07:00:05 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Very talented ! Thank you !
2007-12-29 07:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Suzie... OUCH!!! please don't make me laugh... it hurts so good!!! We had two different pots of beans trying to rid ourselves of the Christmas Ham. I love beans of any kind, however, I was scheduled to go in the hospital and have a procedure done on my lower back... all I could think of was farting continuously in the surgical suite! I couldn't do that to my Doctor and all those kind Nurses... how embarrassing can you get, as if being in that position isn't just lovely anyway!
2007-12-29 07:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I learned my lesson about pushing too hard a long time ago. Whew, what a mess, clear down to my shoes. Ever since then I've been the silent type minus the big effart.
2007-12-29 07:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I heard approximately this woman in France who locked herself in her bathing room by coincidence and she or he grew to become into in there 20 days earlier they checked on her. the entire time she grew to become into tapping on the pipes to sign somebody. nicely they have been given a petition going with regard to the dreadful noise, and while the lady have been given returned from the wellness facility, she grew to become into asked to sign it. possibly a woodpecker needs to let us know some thing.
2016-12-11 16:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Winner. Here is the star.
2007-12-29 13:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Its a winner. There is a web site looking for new talent if you're interested.
2007-12-29 08:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Suzie this is hysterically funny! Did you write it? Really?
Who'd a thunk it? CJ
2007-12-29 17:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but needs working on.
2007-12-29 09:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by RICHARD S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your words are raunchy
gross
and nasty
only pigs fart in a crowd
seems to me
like you do it proudly and loud
you have talent, you can ryhem
so save your gas
for another time
2007-12-29 07:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one. I usually blame the dog or the grand kids though.
2007-12-29 07:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful!
2007-12-29 07:02:29 · answer #11 · answered by kanoa k 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋