He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative
He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed
He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia
He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated
He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy
He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist
You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment
He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged
He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection
He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development
He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations
He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression
You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange
He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive
His jeans are not: Too tight He is: Anatomically under circulated
He is not a: Redneck He is a: Genetically-related American
You do not: Kiss him You become: Facially conjoined
He is not a: Cradle robber He prefers: Generationally differential relationships
He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal
He does not: Act like a total jerk He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion
He is not: Short He is: Anatomically compact
He does not have a: Rich daddy He is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not: Constantly talk about cars He has a: Vehicular addiction
He does not have a: Hot body He is: Physically combustible
2007-12-29 07:49:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Wow, you've been really thinking alot. Guess I'm just an old-fashioned, fascist, non-politically correct male.
2007-12-29 07:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Wow, who told you all of the things that our friend does? It really sounds like someone my husband works with. This one I am going to print and take away anyway he could find out who had anything to do with this and put his name on it and put it where the guys get their paychecks.Maybe this person will do some thinking for himself and maybe some of the other guys that are in parts of this will learn something from reading it.
Better yet, I am going to put it just above where they will get their checks, not put one person's name on it, but apply this to all the Company's guys. This is just to good to pass this one up!!! And, doing it not 1 person can laugh at anyone else as they know they would be laughing at themselves.
2007-12-29 13:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And he does not flip a coin; he conducts the random selection from a universe of two utilizing a semi-precious disc.
2007-12-29 13:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Somebody has been spouting off again in the Leg of Mutton.
2007-12-29 14:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
um for some like being short or constantly talking about cars but others i don't lol those are kind of funny though good thinking and good question :)
2007-12-29 07:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by staractress142002 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Those are great and could be politically correct, my hubby did not laugh at any of them. LOL
2007-12-29 13:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I should begin using many of those now! Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-29 09:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't use any of these terms & I'm sure they could come up with a list of their own, if they wanted to.
2007-12-29 08:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't. I promise to think about it, but those words don't flow as easily as the incorrect ones. Very cute. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-29 12:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope, they just don't have the same ring or satisfaction.
2007-12-29 11:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by beez 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋