The other day I was walking down the street and a hooded Klansmen asked me if I were gay. I told him that no, I was straight and so not his type. But I felt bad about letting him down so I offered him a cigar. He took it and slid it under his hood and into his mouth. I took a lit match and slipped it under his hood to light the cigar. Well the cigar lit up but the smoke all stayed inside the hood, except for what leak out of the eyeholes. The smoke made him started coughing, and a minute later his hood started to smolder. Then, a few seconds later, the hood went up in flame. Rather than take the hood off, he started to run, yelling about wanting some water. Anyhow, he sprinted off into the distance, finally disappearing around a corner. I haven't seen him since. Has anyone seen a Klansmen with a burning tenthat? I'm kind of worried about the little fella.
2007-08-22
12:11:54
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Galileo W. Smith, Esq.
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