The man says that he has lived a good life, and feels that a miracle would be justified, so the clouds open up, and god says "what do you wish for my son?"
the man replies, "well, i've always wanted to go to Hawaii, and i'm afraid to fly, and i get seasick easily, could you build me a bridge so that i may drive to Hawaii?"
God replies, "No no, that is far too big, it just isn't plausable, is there anything else you wish for?"
the man replies with "well, God, i've always wanted to understand women."
God rubs his hands together and says "was that 2 lanes, or four?"
2007-10-10
05:55:30
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