The man says that he has lived a good life, and feels that a miracle would be justified, so the clouds open up, and god says "what do you wish for my son?"
the man replies, "well, i've always wanted to go to Hawaii, and i'm afraid to fly, and i get seasick easily, could you build me a bridge so that i may drive to Hawaii?"
God replies, "No no, that is far too big, it just isn't plausable, is there anything else you wish for?"
the man replies with "well, God, i've always wanted to understand women."
God rubs his hands together and says "was that 2 lanes, or four?"
2007-10-10 05:55:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just so you don't think i'm sexist, there is another version of this joke....
god opens the clouds and speaks to a young woman "i am god, and i have seen your good deeds, i deem you worthy of a miracle"
The woman is taken off guard, but immediately pulls a map out of her pocket and says "do you see all these middle easter countries? iran, iraq, lybia, etc....I wish for all of them to get along and quit being at war with each other forever..."
god says "What? those people have been fighting, and arguing since the beginning of time, it's impossible for them to get along, you must ask for something else..."
the woman says, "ok..well i've always wanted to find a good man who will treat me well, not cheat on me, is good looking, and will not mind if ask him to stop watching sports and rub my feet."
God says, "Okay, Fine, let me see that map again..."
2007-10-10 06:05:00 · update #1
i did write the second one before i read charuta's answer
2007-10-10 06:09:12 · update #2
haha, excellent madnoelle
2007-10-10 06:32:11 · update #3
lol-I've heard the first one before but I really like the second
Here's one (you might have heard it already-it's kinda old)
Two guys are golfing when one (John) misses a three foot putt. 'Dammit, missed the bugger' he exclaims. His partner, the vicar,tells him that if he doesn't watch his language, the clouds will open up and strike him down. On the next hole, John misses a two foot putt. 'Dammit. Missed the bugger!' he exclaims again. Sure enough, the clouds open up and a lightening bolt appears and strikes down the vicar. 'Dammit, missed the bugger' says a loud voice from the clouds.
:-)
2007-10-10 06:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-10 05:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a funny joke. My Father and now deceased Grandfather have been telling numerous versions of it many times for over 30 years.
2007-10-10 06:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by nflhandicapper 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-10 06:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Biloxi Beach 11 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one too and I really like it, it is pretty funny!
2007-10-10 05:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-10 05:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by lady_phoenix39 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
That's a good one.
2007-10-10 06:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by krishnokoli 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you a chauvenistic pig or too awestruc by women?
2007-10-10 06:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by charuta chini 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ive heard this before
laugh every time
2007-10-10 05:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
it is funny thanks for the laugh. Cute joke. And very true. In both instances.
2007-10-10 06:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋