As some of you have noticed, I've not been around as much lately.
Last weekend I found a new dating website.
In very short order I found myself surrounded by eligible bachelorettes, each one wanting to spend -hours- conversing with me.
Imagine, ol' Orion, a 'babe-magnet". (o.O)
Now, due to the nature of the site and the conversations, I -know- this blessing doesn't come from on high.
If it did, God is -way- cooler than any christian believes possible (O.O)
No, the carnality of the situation would suggest these blessings come from the nether regions of God's domain.
So how do I thank God for creating Satan who has so amply blessed me this past week such that the ladies would not let me tear myself away long enough to post my usual quota of questions?
(O.o)
[inquiring minds want to know]
2007-08-01
14:00:45
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