My ex's warning label would read:
Caution: contents highly unstable, and objects up close may appear more mature than they really are.
I like to argue over petty things, cause as much drama as possible because my life is empty without it, and the whole universe has to revolve around me. I'm also a loser but am very good at putting on a show for everyone around me. I think I'm a "pimp" but in reality I got no game.
2007-08-01 14:00:35 · 25 answers · asked by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
caution: she will take your breath away, she is absolutely amazing.
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2007-08-01 14:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jaymee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caution: drug addict (no matter how many times she says shes done with it), manipulator, drama queen, can't hold a job to save her life, will cry and beg for you to go back to her every two weeks after she does something absolutely crazy and you come to your senses for a split second, will appear out of nowhere every year after you have broken up to tell you what a great girlfriend you are and blah blah, will inevitably become a lifelong liability whether or not you want her to be or not
hmm.. and sounds harsh, but eh.. I think the general public needs to be warned.
2007-08-01 16:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by nothingbutme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caution:
Has low self-esteem issues causing him to constantly retreat from reality into video/computer games that consume his life.
Will cause drama and make your life a living hell so that you will get fed up first and he can play the “Poor, dumped, victim of an evil woman that broke his heart”.
Will drain your bank account and steal from you while telling your mutual friends lies so that they will be on his side and not try to console you and find out the extent of the untruths being spread and so that they will not believe the retellings of the stories he will tell you about secret homosexual fantasies because of the “Experimenting” he did while in the Navy.
2007-08-01 14:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning
Chameleon changes frequently without warning!
This Guy has been married so many times he has a marriage license that says to #*#@* and who it may concern,
Highly unstable and can blow up without provocation!
Very generous with self, friends ,other women and has no qualms about spending your hard earned money on them.~
Has episodes of paranoia and delusions of grander. Is a legend in his own mind
He is so stupid if his brain was put on a razor blade it would look like a b.b. going down a 4 lane highway.!
Excellent at deceiving and putting on a front, especially in front of others......
Appears sane, at times. but that is just a disguise
Very skilled at disappearing and avoiding responsibilities.
Appears intelligent, sweet, loving.
Excellent actor! believes his own lies............
2007-08-01 14:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by tennessee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CAUTION: this b itch will stalk yo *** friggin 3 months after you break up with her. She is nuts and a liar. Also, she is selfish and has never worked her pretty hands a day in her life. if you need further proof you can always contact me as I have documented many of her letters, email and also have some recordings. IT doesn't matter what you say, she doesn't care you could be having sex in front of her with different women and she would STILL believe that you were hers. ah, AND then when you ignore her because you cannot take it anymore she will continue to stalk you and talk sh it about you to anybody who will listen...PLEASE STEP AWAY...this one is CRAZY
2007-08-01 14:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's been awhile. I have been with my partner for 12 years. But my most "recent" ex was like 15 years ago. His warning label will say:
Warning!!! This man is incapable of expressing any feelings positive, negative or otherwise.
2007-08-01 15:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 13 I dated a 24 year old. I would put one of the caution stickers on lighters on him. Caution keep out of reach of children.
2007-08-01 14:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Side effects may include frequent accusations of (infadelity). regular insidences of (mind games). an occasional (its All your Fault). And death wishes! In the event of a divorce, see your Proctoligist immediately to ascess damages !!!!! After all, getting screwed isnt always a sexual happening!!!!
2007-08-01 15:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by pszch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caution: extremely promiscuous, can be trusted to cheat at the earliest opportunity, with anyone, any time.
2007-08-01 14:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caution: emotionally unavailable, cries worse then a baby over EVERYTHING and sux in bed!
2007-08-01 14:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lil_bit_witty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Danger Corrosive. Seek medical attention if exposed for long periods of time.
2007-08-01 14:04:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋