After 3 weeks in Eden, God asked Eve, "How's everything ?" " t's all beautiful, she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, but I have just one problem. It isabout these breasts.The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. It's a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her arms, limbs, eyes and ears, she felt that only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced,"
as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and threw it in the bushes. A few weeks later, Eve asked for a mate.
" I can make you one out of a body part. Now, where did I put that
2007-11-28
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