After 3 weeks in Eden, God asked Eve, "How's everything ?" " t's all beautiful, she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, but I have just one problem. It isabout these breasts.The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. It's a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her arms, limbs, eyes and ears, she felt that only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced,"
as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and threw it in the bushes. A few weeks later, Eve asked for a mate.
" I can make you one out of a body part. Now, where did I put that
2007-11-28 03:29:37 · 32 answers · asked by Charlie Kicksass 7 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
useless boob?"
2007-11-28 03:30:19 · update #1
Haleytinker: I was having no end of problems trying to fit it within the alloted characters and Y!A knocked me off before I could fix it. I didn't write the original piece.
2007-11-28 03:43:54 · update #2
Mexican Hellboy. If you like, some of the folks in Words and Wordplay could take a crack at the reason why you got just one.
They are all pretty good at making up stories. Let you know.
2007-11-28 03:50:46 · update #3
Angibabi, I knew that it was time to lighten up around here and I knew the guys were man enough to appreciate this. Good for you, men. You know we love you.
2007-11-28 03:54:57 · update #4
Lady B Luck, I remember that one. Thank you for the reminder. Everyone should enjoy the gifts they've been given.
2007-11-28 04:18:54 · update #5
Players 2, Nope, this is the only place I am posting this. I am not interested in being burned at the stake.
2007-11-28 04:38:24 · update #6
It is a joke, Whalers68. God waited 3 weeks to check in. He kept the lady waiting. She didn't have his cell number.
Sheesh!
2007-11-28 05:56:42 · update #7
Well, I got a violation notice for a Q referring to this one, so I'm guessing this'll go on the chopping block, next.
Glad a few of you got to see it.
2007-11-28 07:19:05 · update #8
My sister in law would be so appreciative....she's having triplets!!!!
2007-11-28 03:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Leannamick 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend with three breasts and the third could even express, though it was much smaller. They don't end up in the middle though... extra breasts end up in a line along the torso, just like with other mammals. She can only wear sports bras and it's kind of a hassle.
2007-11-28 07:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Gnu Diddy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Eve gave some suggestions to God as well, regarding the how her mate should be made. No wonder why I am like this! Its a woman's design
2007-11-28 03:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by ByTheWay 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. I have heard this before but thanks for reminding of it. I know a good person to send it to.
But I have to ask, why did it take Eve 3 weeks to decide on 2 boobs. I guess even back then women coudn't make up their minds.
EDIT: I was just coming back with a little joke on women. So I guess it is do as I say, not as I do..SHEEESH. I guess YOU can only share in good humor then. Didnt know we were taking an imaginary story so literally. Lighten up!
2007-11-28 05:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's great. Kudo's. I got one for you too:
God was giving Adam and Eve the last of the gifts. God says "There's two things left, the first is peeing standing up..." Before he can finish Adam says "Ooo, I want that one. That would be great!" God shrugs and give Adam the ability to pee standing up. Adam thanks God and runs off to go pee on things. Eve shrugs and asks God what the last thing is. God laughs and gives her multiple orgasms.
2007-11-28 04:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny.
Great sence of humor. Not. Actually it was good, and if I were a female, I'd be spreading that joke all over the place.
;)
2007-11-28 03:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by ATP 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think the point to that story is hilarious!
That could be a true story..I mean it would explain alot about men...lol
2007-11-28 05:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by jo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's cute, but if you plan on sending it out, you should work on your format, just a tip. Other than that though, that's a funny story, creative too.
2007-11-28 03:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Haley-bug 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, mildly amusing.lol
2007-11-28 03:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by Johno 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sauce for the gander! And just spicy enough.
2007-11-28 03:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by skumpfsklub 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's probably the funniest creation myth I've ever heard.
Thanks Char. :)
2007-11-28 03:34:03 · answer #11 · answered by Heather 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋