Putting powder and diapers on them is BAD. Powder has little cornstarch demons inside of it that are activated upon shaking and once on the baby's skin, they will lift the baby up, and fly away with it like the gargoyle monkey critters on the Wizard of Oz.
Diapers have been proven to cause babies to sprout tails from their tailbones. So be sure to allow your baby to roam diaper free and if they poop everywhere, it's only because you SUCK as a parent, and you aren't in tune with their "cues" for poop and pee. Babies and cats both can use the toilet, and if they are not, well, you are obviously BAD.
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2006-09-18
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