23,Studies in a community college. Unemployed, Living in his parents basement. Wears a $30 bandana from RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE while drinking pumpkin spice late at Starbucks. Struts around like he owns the world. Prefers intimidation and violence over dialogue. Destroys the same STARBUCKS he drank the latte at one week later at a G8 summit, dressed in a turtle suit, to try to "OVERTHROW" capitalism and "THE MAN" Who didn't want to hire him because SEMIOTICS, Performance arts, and women's studies are considered YAHOO filler university degrees. Foams at the mouth every time Bush is mentioned. Reaches into his vast vocabulary and says something like "Chimp, Coke, Smirk, Stupid". Call's BIN LADEN a "FREEDOM FIGHTER", and compares him to Nelson Mandela.
2007-06-29
08:58:38
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