A Description of most LIBERALS that I have met, Is this accurate?

Question

23,Studies in a community college. Unemployed, Living in his parents basement. Wears a $30 bandana from RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE while drinking pumpkin spice late at Starbucks. Struts around like he owns the world. Prefers intimidation and violence over dialogue. Destroys the same STARBUCKS he drank the latte at one week later at a G8 summit, dressed in a turtle suit, to try to "OVERTHROW" capitalism and "THE MAN" Who didn't want to hire him because SEMIOTICS, Performance arts, and women's studies are considered YAHOO filler university degrees. Foams at the mouth every time Bush is mentioned. Reaches into his vast vocabulary and says something like "Chimp, Coke, Smirk, Stupid". Call's BIN LADEN a "FREEDOM FIGHTER", and compares him to Nelson Mandela.

Is very Pro-Abortion and Pro-Gay Marriage because he considers these matters to be "PUBLIC HEALTH ISSUES" or "TOLERANT". Thinks people with differing viewpoints are either inferior or being manipulated "Sheep”. Goes to his church to discuss bogus heresy with church members in a desperate attempt to get their vote. After his platform looses big time in the election he blames the "Media" who influence the "Sheep". Doesn't understand that CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, Washington Post ect... all wanted his candidate to win. Applies for a job at the same Starbucks he vandalized so he can get some cash to buy a stick of deodorant for his girlfriend.......

Answer 1

way to get 'em fired up blondey! however, the liberal you describe is the harmless kind. most that i know are smug, derisive and think they know what is best for everyone else. much like many of the robots who have their panties in knots over your observations. they freak when they are confronted with truth.

Answer 2

This is not an accurate depiction of the majority of liberals.

I am a liberal and....

I go to private college, have my own apartment, hate Rage Against the Machine, don't like Starbucks, I believe in diplomacy, and capitalism, hate Bush (I don't foam though), have a pretty good vocabulary, and want Osama Bin Laden brought to justice.

It is the Bush Administration that prefers violence over duologue, and has all but given up the war in Afghanistan and the hunt for the man responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

Answer 3

Uh, no.

Most of the people I've known in my life have been liberal, and I've never known anyone who resembles the described person.

Liberals don't believe in overthrowing capitalism; that's a radical you're talking about, not a liberal.

Of course, you aren't going to choose an accurate answer to your question, but will dutifully, mindlessly choose a ditto-head response.

I have never met anyone who considers Bin Laden a freedom fighter.

Well, maybe that's what Buth thinks, given he hasn't bothered looking for the guy, but has let him go free all this time.

Most Americans have liberal views; do you think most Americans are unemployed 23-year-olds living in their parents' basements, plotting the overthrow of the country?

Whoever told you this was lying to you.

Answer 4

Try this on for size:

57, BA in English Literature with honors in three major authors, certified in secondary education.
Can't stand Starbucks or Abercrombie.
Worked for 33 years as a skilled machinist in a variety of manufacturing scenarios, raked in between $140-150k a year. Married for almost 38 years. Son graduated 3rd in his class, was sought-after by the Navy nuclear program, but he declined to start his own business as a Master Electrician.

I've recorded one single and two albums and published my memoirs.

I'm technically retired, but currently working part time as middle management with a staff of 12.

How do ya like me now?

Answer 5

Not really, I don't do any of the above and (maybe I am not a liberal, but I am not a consevative either), so maybe the best answer is, in today's world is almost impossible to fit a person in just one label, but that person sounds like someone that thinks is doing the right things....but we all think that, right?

Answer 6

Keep talking this way and calling yourself a Republican and Democrats will make history in 2008.

This brand of petty, namecalling hate is no longer accepted as legitimate dialogue. When you grow up and start thinking more about solutions to our problems than making yourself feel better by tearing down others, maybe the Troll Block will come off. Until then, I wont waste my time reading your pseudo-questions any more. Get your attention somewhere else, this is a forum for adults.

Answer 7

Well....now that you ask...no...really..we should do lunch so I can help you work out these Liberal misunderstandings.

It'll be my treat. And I promise no Starbucks...can't stand coffee...we'll go up to Quik-Trip, grab a dog and a coke and stroll along the riverside trail along the Arkansas river and discuss your world view.

Should be a hoot!

Answer 8

Radical liberals on the far left - yes . I'd have to say , much like those inspired by John Kerry ; Michael Moore ; algore ; striesand and the hollywood left . I try to stay away from people like that . People with all that hate and rage and anti-Americanism give me a headache .

Answer 9

I consider myself to be very conservative. I served in the marines and was brought up religious although now I consider myself agnostic. Con vermin label me a liberal just because I loathe Jorge "Chimp" Bush. All your generalizations are bogus except for the chimp, smirk and liking RATM.

Answer 10

If you let your stereotypes warp your judgments, then you create ignorance within yourself. Also, if you believe that "most" liberals are the way you describe them, you need to get out more and meet more people. That's not a fair description of liberals.

Answer 11

Wow. You are meeting a different group than I am. Maybe you should hang out in different places.