We have all been there; driving for too long without having visited a toilet. You simply cannot continue your journey without pulling over and relieving the cause of your discomfort.
Suddenly, up ahead in the distance you see smoke rising from the side of the road. Approaching, you notice a car wreck. The impact has been so severe; the fuel tank has ruptured and the escaping fuel has set fire to a nearby bush.
You then notice the occupant has been thrown from the burning vehicle and is prostrate on the tarmac
Suddenly you recognise the driver, whose clothing is aflame, as non other than George Bush Jnr.
You have no other means of dousing the flames other than with the liquid, which is causing your bladder to want to explode.
Which Bush, would YOU urinate upon?
2007-01-28
09:56:02
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Devil's Advocate
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