I have a problem. I purchased a stone pot of gold for my yard, as I am into Landscaping. This pot is nestled in a lush garden of flowers and even some vegetables as I have recently discovered. But here is my dilemna. Shortly after adding this stone pot I recieved a visitor. He is a tiny man,he has red hair, and he barely comes to my knees in height. He is wearing all green and speaks in an Irish accent, Blarney this, Blarney that.
I can't get him to leave. I've tried the traditional methods, with the goat and the bathtub thing, but I couldnt get it to work.
I dont know what else to do, he stays up all night drinking and screaming about an imaginary soccer game.
Any advise would be appreciated, and thanks.
2006-08-14
14:13:10
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