I have a problem. I purchased a stone pot of gold for my yard, as I am into Landscaping. This pot is nestled in a lush garden of flowers and even some vegetables as I have recently discovered. But here is my dilemna. Shortly after adding this stone pot I recieved a visitor. He is a tiny man,he has red hair, and he barely comes to my knees in height. He is wearing all green and speaks in an Irish accent, Blarney this, Blarney that.
I can't get him to leave. I've tried the traditional methods, with the goat and the bathtub thing, but I couldnt get it to work.
I dont know what else to do, he stays up all night drinking and screaming about an imaginary soccer game.
Any advise would be appreciated, and thanks.
2006-08-14 14:13:10 · 8 answers · asked by No worries 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
You need to keep him there until the next rainbow appears and follow him to his pot of gold at the end. Then you will have a matched set....
2006-08-14 15:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol well have you told him that there is a great party with beer and whiskey and any other achohal for the soccer game up the block.
2006-08-14 21:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by czubl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mabe u should give him a small peice of gold bcuz he's irish leprecaun and he thinks there's gold in your pot lol
2006-08-14 21:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by JCman2010 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
44 mag
2006-08-14 21:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...step away from the Guiness...and stop eating the mushrooms.
2006-08-14 21:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by goodnevili 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you tell him if he stays up all night drinking that he has to invite you?? Good Luck.
2006-08-14 21:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by winona e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had one of those creepy little min in my yard. my dog got rid of him for me. i will let you borrow my dog for a half hour if you pay me 50 bucks
2006-08-14 21:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was kinda wondering where he got to. his wife's been calling me from time to time asking where he is. also the pub's been kinda quiet lately.
2006-08-14 21:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋