A few days ago I ate a whole bunch of edamame and ever since then I've been cutting some really rank farts. Now my wife is mad at me because she thinks I'm doing it on purpose. First I tried to blame the cat (we don't have a dog) but she knows my brand so I couldn't get away with that excuse. Also last night we were in an elevator and the cat wasn't there. I ripped an SBD and seconds later my wife glared at me with that "you farted" look on her face. I tried to blame it on someone else by shrugging and pointing at the guy in front of me, but she didn't buy that.
So how long will the soybean farts continue? Is there anything I can do to make them stop? How can I explain this to my wife so she'll understand that it's not my fault?
2006-08-16
09:16:48
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