Do Soybeans Make You Fart?

Question

A few days ago I ate a whole bunch of edamame and ever since then I've been cutting some really rank farts. Now my wife is mad at me because she thinks I'm doing it on purpose. First I tried to blame the cat (we don't have a dog) but she knows my brand so I couldn't get away with that excuse. Also last night we were in an elevator and the cat wasn't there. I ripped an SBD and seconds later my wife glared at me with that "you farted" look on her face. I tried to blame it on someone else by shrugging and pointing at the guy in front of me, but she didn't buy that.

So how long will the soybean farts continue? Is there anything I can do to make them stop? How can I explain this to my wife so she'll understand that it's not my fault?

Answer 1

10 ways to stop farting:

1. Avoid carbonated drinks (peligrino, coke, 7up, squirt, etc. etc)
2. Avoid dairy products (milk, cream, ice cream, sour cream, etc.)
3. Chew your food when you eat it. (no more two bites and swallow) The slower you eat, the less likely your stomach acids will come into play during the digestive process. You see, when you eat fast, it goes into your stomach not fully digested which means that your stomach releases acids to help break down the food. In your mouth, you have salivary glands which release enzymes (basically spit) which assist in breaking down the foods so that your stomach's work in digesting the food is minimized.

With two chews, there aren't these enzymes in place and that means your stomach's gotta do more work. Often times in this scenario, the gas does not always got to where it is intended.

4. Anti-fart Tablets. I'm not sure what they are actually called, but just go to a drug store and tell the lady you have a farting problem, she'll help you out.

5. Avoid overeating. If you overeat, your body releases more acid to digest the food.

6. Avoid beer. They seem to contribute to sharp or volume inducing flatulations.

7. When in doubt, sneak out and fart when nobody is around. At least then, no one will suspect you**.

8. Wear loose clothing. When one wears tight pants, there is less space for the stomach's gasses to digest the food and as a result, gas goes places on pure physics.

9. High Fiber Diet: Increase fruits and veggies as they make the digestion process easier, hence less susceptibility to "implosions" of the Three Mile Island out of the anus variety.

10. Soak soybeans or any beans you eat in water prior to eating. We've all heard that eating refried beans leads to farting. I've heard somewhere that if you soak them in water, somehow that breaks down the gasses in the beans leading to less flatulency.


**-Make sure it is windy outside or the smell will follow you.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Any beans can make you fart. They're the musical fruit, man! The culprit is oligosaccharides. Say it--o-lee-go-sack-a-rides. There! Wasn't that fun? Oligosaccharides are a type of sugar that your gut has trouble digesting, and it causes gas from when your gut bacteria try to break it down but only succeed in making you have gas. If the soybeans are gone, then the gas should be gone, too. In the future, take some Beano and with any cooked beans, boil them briefly (after you've soaked them, if you soak them), then pour off that water, put in fresh water, and cook until they're done. Most of the oligosaccharides will be washed away with the water. Drain and rinse canned beans (but it won't be as effective as if you cook dried beans according to the above directions.)

And put a few charcoal briquets in your pants--that'll help cut down on the smell. Or put in an open box of baking soda. People will think you have hemorrhoids on steroids, but you'll be fresh as...a guy with charcoal in his pants.

Answer 4

Soy beans, soy beans
The Musical Fruit
Edamame you eat
Edamame you toot
The more you eat
The better you feel
Fart in an elevator and
Your wife will kill


I'd say you pretty much have to pick either the soybeans or your wife. Which one makes you feel better and which one is the bigger pain in th @**?

Answer 5

Edamame Gas

Answer 6

Does Edamame Cause Gas

Answer 7

Tell her that her farts stink too. No one farts on purpose. We have to fart in order to live.

Answer 8

If you like beans and fibrous foods (which are good for you!)
you can take beano which gets rid of gas. Its' in health food stores.

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Answer 9

soy beans make u healthy and skinny,the reason why you are farting is too get wed of the accsess fat
i eat them all the time and i am 98 pounds

Answer 10

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