the other night i saw a flying scaucer and then a tractor beam shot down apon me and an alien came out and started reading me a romantic poem now i know this may seam strange but it happened but i knowticed something the alien was wearing a skirt and it kept winking at me and now ware ever i go it fallows me and when i tell my freinds that there is an alien behind me it uses its cloaking device to dissapear when ever somebody looks at it. and now im scared to go to the restroom for fear the alien is in there with the cloaking on. i havent gone to the bathroom in days and its starting to hurt what should i do
im not on drugs but i drink alot of orange juice
2006-06-05
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