the other night i saw a flying scaucer and then a tractor beam shot down apon me and an alien came out and started reading me a romantic poem now i know this may seam strange but it happened but i knowticed something the alien was wearing a skirt and it kept winking at me and now ware ever i go it fallows me and when i tell my freinds that there is an alien behind me it uses its cloaking device to dissapear when ever somebody looks at it. and now im scared to go to the restroom for fear the alien is in there with the cloaking on. i havent gone to the bathroom in days and its starting to hurt what should i do
im not on drugs but i drink alot of orange juice
2006-06-05 15:40:55 · 24 answers · asked by I LIVE IN YOUR PANTS 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I think the alien was a zordian or something like that
2006-06-05 15:51:08 · update #1
Go to the bathroom in the bushes.
2006-06-05 15:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by goodies100 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a friend who insists upon taking her pocket rocket everywhere just in case the situation get overwhelmingly dull. Usually, in heavy traffic.
2006-06-05 15:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by will 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And all that just because you didn't finish your soup the other day.
You should have listened to your mother!
And now close the comic book and go to bed. It's already 7pm!!
2006-06-06 04:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by SomeOneWhoKnowsBetter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think some one slipped u some shrroms on a pizza u probally just comsumed. good luck. if u are convinced and have adiquite proof u should contact the fbi. hopefully they will not pee themselves laughing at u good day
2006-06-05 15:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by wedjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u must be seeing things go to a shrink.o yeah and go to the bathroom b4 ur bladder gets infected or ruptures
2006-06-05 15:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by gorillazfan213 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help.
2006-06-05 15:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine Lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help.
2006-06-05 15:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by blackwhitegemini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whip out your cock and let the alien go to town. then, seek professional help.
2006-06-05 15:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by George the Greek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to God asap.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails.
2006-06-05 15:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how long did it take you to make up that one?
2006-06-05 15:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋