The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop
and ask "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
My friend Jen posted this on her 360 page
2007-01-06
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