The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop
and ask "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
My friend Jen posted this on her 360 page
2007-01-06 09:22:24 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
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2007-01-06 09:29:00 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!
I FOUND THAT HALLARIOUS!
2007-01-06 09:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a pretty cute joke to be honest. As larry the cable guy would say, if you dont think thats funny, get out of here. To any women who got mad or offended by the punch line in this joke, I would say the following.
What is it with women. You all seem to be able to get pissed and stupid mad over any damned thing at all, and even with no reason at all to be honest.
Look, your hooters are small. He married you that way didnt he? Come on now, wise up. No, it isnt a guys job to follow along and prop your feelings, likes, wishes, etc, all the time. It isnt his job to make you like yourself. Just because you dont like something he said, or didnt say for that matter, doesnt make him wrong or a pig. Maybe it is as much you who needs the help, and not just in plastic surgery.
2007-01-06 11:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. JW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny. i will have to remember that one. now i dont think anyone really would do this , are did they? ha ha. man that was a cool joke. but if a man said that to me i would have went along with the joke and laughed at him when a few months later i made the breast larger some how. maybe from gaining alittle weight .dont you know he would tell everyone his remidy for getting larger breast what a trick.
2007-01-06 09:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by crystal b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a joke someone read or heard and not something that really happened. However, in case it really happened, that woman sounds pretty ditzy to actually believe that technique will do anything and the husband is just an insensitive clod. They're well-matched.
2007-01-06 09:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Yo' Mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH that is so funny. I have heard it before though so l was laughing before l got to the end, l knew the punch line. I would not be upset at all as l would know he was only joking around. We both found it very amusing. If your husband did say it to you, don't stress he would have only been joking with you. Have a very Happy New Year !!!
2007-01-06 09:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by kazzadanni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2007-01-06 09:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by lasdoom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
adult adult males particularly have no clue what upsets women folk each and every so often. He probable thought he ought to play alongside with your husband's joking, however the ingredient is, your husband replaced into joking with YOU. and particularly to pay attention him say it replaced into no longer humorous. i might attempt to forget approximately approximately it. He caught his foot in his mouth is what he did and is merely too oblivious to realize it. merely bear in ideas which you probable ought to do extra perfect than your husband too. LOL
2016-11-27 00:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats downright rude.You need to tell him not to talk like that.See men have loads and loads of complaints about women to hide their own insecurities .You need to put your foot down the first time or they get encouraged.
2007-01-06 10:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by di 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that get a sense of humouras you should be able to take abit of a joke as long as he was smiling and it could have been worse he could have said your sister got all the boobs in your family
2007-01-06 09:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by ariesfunram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a question... Well man ur husband is crazy.. You actually added toilett paper in ur butt... Then u were leaving ur crap stains on there.. hahahaha crazy person.. What a Joke!
2007-01-06 09:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by peepsqueak 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think id be upset infront of him but secretly amused too.....lol
Depends on the kind of relationship we have when it comes to humour, teasing and jokes
2007-01-06 09:28:39 · answer #11 · answered by Classique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋