Claim #1: Homosexuals are abnormal.
"But what is 'normal'? I'm sure I can find the definition in the dictionary, but because 'abnormal' has a negative connotation and I'm such a politically correct human being, I'm going to attempt to rewrite the dictionary. Heck, who needs a long-standing definition when I can just make one up right here right now, right?"
Claim #2: Murder is wrong.
"But what is 'wrong'? Who says it's wrong? Who determines right from wrong? Maybe killing other people is just a very natural desire indeed; it just got suppressed during the triumphant days God-fearing, Bible-thumping morons. Now that we're free from that depressing era, we should be able to satisfy our natural desire to kill others."
Claim #3: The color is black.
"But what is black? You think it's black, but maybe it's not. Other animals certainly won't view it as black. By the way, do you know that there are eleven shades of black?"
2006-08-15
07:11:02
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