I had a horrible first year. Payback, anyone? Also, maybe you can modify this bulletin for myspace. Dear Freshmen!Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low scum of the Earth.Here are just a few helpful words of advice:1) You are Not cool.2) Everyone Does Hate You.3) You are annoying. - Do not wear muscle or sleeveless shirts... your not big, you look gay. - Don't think your on varsity just because you carry bags for the seniors, it's not cool. - You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up you sound gay. - Don't think you're cool because your parents let you drink wine coolers. - Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it. - DO NOT think that the upperclassmen are your best friends. - Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more. - Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
2006-08-12
15:37:49
·
6 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous