A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>>
>> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit"? St. Peter asked.
>>
>> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip
to
>> the
>> Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
were
>> threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they
>> wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed
>> biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out
his
>> nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or
I'll
>> ruin you all!"
>>
>> St. Peter was impressed.
>>
>> "When did this happen"? he asked.
>>
>> "Just a couple of minutes ago."
2007-01-31
08:38:30
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