All categories - 20 December 2007

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time

( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is ill egal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

2007-12-20 14:43:20 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm looking for some Sims 2 sites that have some decent house downloads (preferably ones without huge, ridiculous houses), as well as any that have any new windows or doors options. Anyone have any links? Thanks.

2007-12-20 14:43:11 · 2 answers · asked by ♥-Due June 7th!-♥ 4 in Video & Online Games

Like, some people don't tell anyone it's their birthday and then you find out a day later and it's like...um why didn't they say anything?

2007-12-20 14:43:11 · 9 answers · asked by name 1 in Etiquette

My friend is being all emo and is telling everyone when he turns eighteen he's going to join the army so he can finally fit in or because he wants to die or some other b.s. reason. Anyways, I'm consoling his girlfriend that he wouldn't be able to join the army because he has epilepsy, but she says he said no he checked. I'm confused, because my father wasn't able to get into the army just because he had flat feet, so I thought there was no way they'd let someone a condition like that join. So could a person with epilepsy be able to join the army?

2007-12-20 14:43:07 · 9 answers · asked by Sierra 2 in Military

I miss it so much!!!

2007-12-20 14:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by garrett 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok so i am on the basketball team for my school. I am a Pretty good basketball player. I love to play. Well, My team never passes me the ball because im left handed. When they do they YELL at me because im shooting wrong or something. They will yell at me that there open and like yell at me alot. Like one girl will yell at me if i do something wrong once if i make the shot then there like nice shot. I wanna quit the team but i dont think i am going to. Im getting sick and tired of people telling me when i can and cant shoot.. The other problem is that I've told my coach before that i was thinking about quiting but he told me to stay. The only reason why this all started is because im left handed. Please help

2007-12-20 14:42:56 · 2 answers · asked by Leftyyy 2 in Friends

Tila is popular just cause she has a lot of friends on myspace... this is really annoying to me. I mean... I have respect for people like Tom Hanks who have accomplished careers, but Tila doesn't really have any talent. Besides she is very unattractive... I am not trying to be shallow or anything, but I think that she is hogging up the spotlight that someone else with talent could fill.

2007-12-20 14:42:41 · 10 answers · asked by Follow-the-narrow-gate 3 in Celebrities

When the last time you look under your bed and see whats under there.....?

2007-12-20 14:42:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's what I've done...http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkHFkt5tilzfcrkxgT_mzKrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071220191509AAEBaIN

2007-12-20 14:42:26 · 3 answers · asked by Tulips On My Organ 4 in Polls & Surveys

long enough for 20 people, 10 on each side. thanks!!

2007-12-20 14:42:17 · 2 answers · asked by Jasmin 2 in Other - Outdoor Recreation

i think after 5 or 6 years the law recognizes it as something.i'm not really sure.

2007-12-20 14:42:02 · 15 answers · asked by mssmith 1 in Marriage & Divorce

what qualities should a good secretary have?
traits?what qualities should a good secretary have?

2007-12-20 14:41:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-20 14:41:43 · 13 answers · asked by Bo B 2 in Marriage & Divorce

It seems the ones who are quick to divorce may have married for convienence... like pressure from mom and the girlfreinds....

the ones that are more willing to forgive are the ones who truly love thier spouse... if they can overcome thier problem, it would make their marraige that much stronger. What do you think?

2007-12-20 14:41:37 · 28 answers · asked by Latin G 5 in Marriage & Divorce

moms, hers, sister, etc..

2007-12-20 14:41:30 · 14 answers · asked by D-Wade 1 in Family

We are sailing with Royal Carribean. We went once before and I think I remember a dispenser in the shower that gave you an "all-in-one" soap.

2007-12-20 14:41:22 · 8 answers · asked by niffer 3 in Cruise Travel

i was told that christians believe that due to adam's fault [after he ate the forbidden fruit] everybody is in sins.adam's sins was 'pass on' to generation after generation.is it true?
what do you mean by that?
im confused.

2007-12-20 14:41:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I sorta did...bought about $100 or so dollars in extra groceries and $100 in supplies like batteries and ammo lol:)

2007-12-20 14:41:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 14:41:07 · 2 answers · asked by CINI MASI 1 in Women's Health

2007-12-20 14:40:46 · 7 answers · asked by acuraboy1978 2 in Mathematics

I want to skip my period this month, but I've heard some people say that it took a few packs of taking their HBC consistantly (no placebo week) to skip their period.

Oh, I'm on a monophasic pill, Aviane - generic for Alesse.

2007-12-20 14:40:45 · 3 answers · asked by a.lane 4 in Women's Health

2007-12-20 14:40:41 · 5 answers · asked by salty salt 1 in Law & Ethics

Whoever names the one I'm thinking first gets Best Answer. be a bit specific.

2007-12-20 14:40:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Mine could be 1-555-CALL-AMY

2007-12-20 14:40:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im watching monster in law and the lady called j-lo a temp...what is it?

2007-12-20 14:40:28 · 2 answers · asked by MiMi 1 in Words & Wordplay

My 6 yr old stepson has had this problem for the last 2 yrs. He will not poop on the toilet. He will hold it as long as he can. Which is usually until he falls asleep. If you make him sit on the toilet he will hop up & down to stop himself and scream & cry. Unfortunately because I am his stepmother I have no rights to take him to the doctor. I know that his diet is not good either. He will only eat chicken nuggets & pizza. He will make himself vomit if you put a veggie in front of him. From what his father & I are told his mother has taken him to the Dr & told us that we are to give him laxatives. I refuse to give them to him. He is too young to be fed laxatives on a daily basis especially when there is no reason he can't go he just doesn't want to. His father and I have decided that when he comes to our house he is to put on pull ups? Is this a bad idea for a 6 yr old? We have told him if he can't act like a big kid & go on the toilet he will have to wear diapers. Is this harsh?

2007-12-20 14:40:14 · 15 answers · asked by sambouka96 1 in Grade-Schooler

okay i have had something that started with a light cough to barely coughing when I did I threw up now i have a dry cough sneezing runny nose and mild chest congestion the first day it felt like my lungs was full did have a low grade fever only at night but now nothing chest hurts severly but not sure if it is from throwing up and coughing or from something else feel fine other then all of that sometimes tired and still coughing a dry cough is it okay for me to go out in the cold weather to do some shopping ?

2007-12-20 14:40:00 · 1 answers · asked by Patricia L 1 in Other - Health

2007-12-20 14:40:00 · 19 answers · asked by BeatlesChick(♥'s music) 6 in Rock and Pop

where/how should i give my secret santa her gift
i kinda wanna give it to her at school
but idk how
i don't have her locker combo
pleaseeee helpppppp
hurry!!!!

2007-12-20 14:39:55 · 4 answers · asked by hey 2 in Christmas

I have a 8 years marriage to a man that never remembers any dates, like holidays, my birthday, our son't birthday. For example, I have to buy all the gift this holiday, including his coworkers( he work in a small company) and needless to say I never get anything on my birthday, because all he does is hand over some money after I reminded him, how can I make him remember?

2007-12-20 14:39:24 · 25 answers · asked by 結縁 Heemei 5 in Marriage & Divorce