Proof that the world is Nucking Futz (Some old some new all good0?

Question

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time

( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is ill egal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Answer 1

This was some very funny, and strange information.
well learn something new every day.

Answer 2

It sounds like you're not only in love, but are putty in her hands. Although this may not be a bad thing if she reciprocates and you work on the relationship together, it could turn bad very easily. You're setting yourself up as a doormat. Work on yourself and building your self-esteem first. Make a list of what you deserve as a husband - love, respect, trust and truth. Then - expect those back in return. In addition - make sure you don't put her on a pedestal as a perfect woman. She is a human and will make mistakes. She'll fart in bed, forget to shave, smell of BO after working hard and yell at you when you don't deserve it. It's connecting with her during those not-so-good times that build strength in the relationship.

Answer 3

Here are a few you may or may not know
When butterflies land they are actually POOPING!!!
Flys fly slower when the sun is being covered by a passing cloud.
It is illegal to fish in the Ohio river in KENTUCKY without an Indian fishing license-OKAY????
F-u-C-K stands for FORNIFICARION UNDER THE CONSENT of the KING!!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star and the alphabet song have the same tune.
Its impossible to LICK your elbow (you just tried didn't you)
I don't know if you even care, but I just thought I would add a few, I have more, but can't think right now.

Answer 4

If turtles breathe through their butts, then why do they have nostrils? I really just can't believe that one.. I used to have a pet turtle, and I *saw* her breathe through the nose, her little nostrils would flare a tiny bit...

But I just have to add to the dolphin fact: because dolphins have sex for pleasure, groups of male dolphins will sometimes group up and take turns having their way with a singular female. I actually learned that in my H.S. Bio class (my teacher was a bit crazy). Dolphins are guilty of gang rape.

Answer 5

I'm not sure about the humans and dolphins thing. Bonobo (pygmy chimpanzees) mediate all interactions through sex. The most common form is female on female, what is known as "gigi rubbing". Great stuff there, though. I'm movin' to Guam.

Answer 6

As soon as I answer this, I'm gonna bang my head against a wall because I'm too lazy to lose weight by exercising.

Answer 7

there are many parts in this world where it is screwed up, but it is great to know and be able to live in the sane parts of the world. But some of your points (and i really mean all of them) are stuff i could not just stop laughing at, very funny

Answer 8

Ye!! Proof positive the world is going crazy. It's being run by men!! lol ♥

Answer 9

So lets me get this straight (A brick??) you say???

Wood must cover umm hmm, but brick must be used for extreme cases of wood -gotcha! Makes sense to me LOL

Answer 10

I honestly wished that I could give you 10 points for having the best question. Kudos to you, very nice :o)