All categories - 8 December 2007

2007-12-08 06:20:30 · 31 answers · asked by ♥ 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-08 06:20:28 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me if you think it's funny, or if it's a no-go
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”

2007-12-08 06:20:28 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There is this srew that must have been tightened by a machine. And I been straining and pulling with my ratchet and socket to loosen it but its on wayy tooo tight. I tried wd-40 and that did not work. So is there a power tool they can loosen it. Do they sell power ratchets at hardware stores that can be put on power drills.

2007-12-08 06:20:19 · 8 answers · asked by babatekle 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-08 06:20:00 · 1 answers · asked by Purple Burps 1 in Other - Diseases

I am a tutor/babysitter for an 8 year old boy and a 13 year old boy. the 8 year old hugs me and likes to sit on my lap, but when the 13 yr old tries i tell him no or ask him to stop because it makes me uncomfotable. i dont want to hurt his feelings, but i also feel violated, and i dont want to treat the younger one differently because hes just a little kid. but the older one asked me to go into the bathroom with him when he was bathing, yelled at me when i refused, always grabs me around the waist and tries to hold my hand and asked to give me a massage. its very uncomfortable, but is it even possible to call it harassment since he's only 13? i dont want to say anytihng to the aprents because id feel ridiculous but i always feel so violated! he also got mad at me whe he sat down on the couch next to me and put his arm around my sholder, saying that it wa his hous and he could do what he wanted

2007-12-08 06:20:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

2007-12-08 06:19:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:19:42 · 16 answers · asked by Valerie C 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If so why?? Or is it just more common now, and therefore more acceptable now?
Whats your take in all this?

2007-12-08 06:19:32 · 17 answers · asked by ♥cutemamma♥ 6 in Parenting

At the start of the X Factor when Niki was telling her story they were playing a lovely piece of what sounded like classical music does anyone have any idea what it is called.

Thanks in advance for any answers

2007-12-08 06:19:24 · 2 answers · asked by suzanne w 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-12-08 06:19:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I have a tourist visa but would like to open a business in the US. I think I am elegible for an E-2 visa. Anyway, what steps do I need to follow to open a business in this particular case.

2007-12-08 06:19:22 · 3 answers · asked by jan k 1 in Immigration

82 yr old, female, need quad bypass, had varicoise veins stripped, had arms irratiated because of breast cancer. Surgeon says no veins for graft. What are any options, please?

2007-12-08 06:19:20 · 5 answers · asked by NMexican 4 in Heart Diseases

2007-12-08 06:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by -)-(- 6 in Movies

2007-12-08 06:19:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-08 06:18:49 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Crowley 5 in Philosophy

2007-12-08 06:18:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I'm sure it's the tie rod ends but when visually inspecting it (on the hoist) everything checks out, the ball joints are in good condition.

2007-12-08 06:18:16 · 3 answers · asked by Dave H 4 in Chevrolet

2007-12-08 06:18:06 · 34 answers · asked by Cheyanne S 3 in Weather

Best answer gets 10 pts!

2007-12-08 06:17:45 · 12 answers · asked by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥ஜღMRS.STARღஜ♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 in Hair

Relatively young and and naive, think we know everything, powerful yet lacking responsibility. When will we become adults?

2007-12-08 06:17:45 · 11 answers · asked by Sam 4 in Government

2007-12-08 06:17:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

provide solid evidence please and thank you!

2007-12-08 06:17:38 · 15 answers · asked by Melfa 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

How about a Muslim?

2007-12-08 06:17:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm sorry about not answering your questions...
Error 999 has cancelled my answers to you...
I hope this clears up soon...
Until then, Merry Christmas...

And keep on writing...
I'll be back again, soon, I hope!!!!

Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com

2007-12-08 06:17:08 · 8 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Poetry

3-1

2007-12-08 06:16:56 · 6 answers · asked by Mighty-Tea 5 in English Football

relieve your cough and congestion? I didn't believe it until I tried it with my 2 year old and it really does work.

2007-12-08 06:16:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Beautiful lights. Decorations, carols, cartoons, food,
and gifts, trees, and much much more. Oh the feeling
and the power of Christmas. You can feel it in the air.
Everybody is up beat, and cheerful. You see colors,
and shapes, of all sizes. And you eat good food.
Fireworks everywhere. Like New Year's Day. The
mystery behind it all, wondering what will happen, on
that day, or the next. Wishing well in the new year.
And some good ol hoppin John dinners. Yummy.
Such a zestful moment for us all. And seeing the number 8
on the calendar. Wow. Another year has come.....
Which holiday, do you like better ? Best answer wins. ~~~

2007-12-08 06:16:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mother(divorced) and sister ( soon to be divorced) wants me to get out NOW. Not because of what I have said cuz I tend to defend my husband but because of the way he has been acting.

2007-12-08 06:16:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives a moderate exercise to the Body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind . . . Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks."
--Thomas Jefferson, Letter to his nephew Peter Carr, August 19, 1785.

2007-12-08 06:16:40 · 5 answers · asked by speed__phreak 2 in Government