Sorry, I believe in God, but this joke is just too funny to keep it for myself:?

Question

tell me if you think it's funny, or if it's a no-go
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”

Answer 1

That's really cute! There's no need to apologize. Believers can have senses of humor, too, in fact it's better if we do!

Answer 2

Omigawd, that iz too funny. I Luve hearin new jokes. If you like em so much, try this one on for size. . .

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."
The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?"

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."

LOL!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Michael is a small town boy in Ireland. He goes to the parish priest for confession. He says, "Father, I have sinned. I took liberties with a girl."

Father Patrick says, "Michael, my boy, you come here often, so I know you are a good lad, and want to make amends. You probably were unfairly tempted by one of the 'fast' girls, weren't you?"

"Yes, father" replies Michael.

"Was it that very naughty girl, Kathleen McFlannery?" asks father Patrick.

"No, father"

"Then it must have been Aileen Kennedy. I pray for the lassie, she has gotten wild."

"No, father. It wasn't Aileen Kennedy."

"Well, then certainly it was Colleen Sharp. She's going to have quite a reputation if she isn't careful."

"Father, please. It wasn't any of those girls, and I know God would not want me to embarrass them. Please give me my penance."

Michael walks out of the church where he is met by his friends. They laugh at him for wasting his time in church. He says, "Are you joking? I just got some great dating tips!"

Answer 5

Hi,

Quite Funny Indeed.

Answer 6

Hahahahaha!

Answer 7

LOL! no need to apologize, we all pray for different reasons XD

Answer 8

3 nuns want to leave so they approach the head nun and ask wot to do.she says do a bad dead and come bk to me 2moz.

so they come bk the nxt day and 1 says i stole from a shop.the head nun says to go drink sum holy water and then she is out.

the second says she set fire to a shop.the head nun says to go drink sum holy water and then she is out.

the third cums and says "i pissed in the holy water"

is that fny?

Answer 9

It IS funny ( although somewhat obvious ) and not at all blasphemous. I don't see anyone taking offense at this.

Answer 10

Thats funny....



...but I'd rather lay in bed eating my bon-bons