All categories - 6 December 2007

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroomtogether when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled
him in the closet stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the
man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards

2007-12-06 21:19:42 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

All things must surely have to end, and great love will one day have to part.

My life has been extraordinary, blessed and cursed and won.

2007-12-06 21:19:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I want to know if it's possible for someone who had unprotected sex should use contraception pills,whereby she has not used the pills before and wants to start using it,but will see her period the next three weeks.Can it be possible for her to use the pill when she starts her next period whereby it will prevent her from getting pregnant. OR Is there anything she can use before the three weeks so that she wont get pregnant.Not me,a friend wants to know.

2007-12-06 21:19:09 · 3 answers · asked by Ibk D 2 in Pregnancy

No offence meant. Merely pointing the fact that socail law is based on punishment plus GOD's law. The ten commandments

2007-12-06 21:19:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm 24 and joining the Navy and my friends were telling me to make sure I write whatever I want in papers before signing any documents (swear-in).

If you were to to join the service again, what would you want the military give you in exchange for your soul?

Some of my friends suggested for me to tell my recruiter that after I get out of bootcamp that I get stationed in my hometown (San Diego, CA)... is there anything else you guys would suggest? Signing bonus etc

2007-12-06 21:19:03 · 8 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Military

Okay, I asked a question a day ago about the use of the word obeisance in the Greek Scriptures.

Many of the witnesses who responded said the the greek word Proskyneo which is sometimes translated worship, can be used to signify respect such as the "kissing of ones hand".

I FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF THIS.

Assuming that the word Proskyneo is translated wither "worship" or "obeisance". This is what I have found:

The word "worship" appears 36 times in the NT of the New World Translation. Of the 35 times "proskyneo" was translated worship, There is NO INSTANCE where the word was not used to denote actual "worship", rather it be to God or to a false god.

I also found that the word Proskyneo was translated "obeisance" 19 times in the NT. Of those 19 times 16 of these were directed towards Jesus. The remainding 3 were as follows:
1 to Jehovah
1 Cornelius to Peter (Where Peter told him "Do not do that")
1 Those from Synogogue of Satan to Congregation Of Philidelphia

2007-12-06 21:18:45 · 9 answers · asked by Mommy of 3 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I've often seen and heard muslims(including me) complaining about being stereotyped and generalised by the west..But, i've also noticed a strong prejudice among many muslims(no offence meant to anyone) against Jews and natives of Western countries..Sometimes it is all based on some unpleasant experience & at other times, on hearsay..My question is, how can we judge a whole group of perhaps a million people with just a handful of persons to base our opinions on?Aren't we doing the same thing which we hate being done on us?
Again,i'd like to stress the fact that not all muslims feel like this..however, i'd like to hear your opinion about this..

2007-12-06 21:18:36 · 10 answers · asked by Lamya 6 in Ramadan

2007-12-06 21:18:17 · 7 answers · asked by sohan s 1 in Mathematics

On the London Overground (moreso than Underground, as my particular journey involves Overground) if I have a season ticket Zones 2-6, can I still go THROUGH zone 1? Even though i'm not getting off? Basically I want to go from Zone 2 South London, to Zone 2 North London, but the train will go through and stop at stations in Zone 1. Am I covered???

2007-12-06 21:17:51 · 9 answers · asked by Eki TC 2 in Rail

iraq is a mess but they are still stealing the oil. afghanistan is a mess but they are still benefitting from cheap cocaine and heroine.

2007-12-06 21:17:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

46 he used to make clicking noises with his tongue and walk around with a hunched back.He'd walk around saying to everybody "How's it going, how's it going,hey".But when he turned 50 that's when the trouble started as he had himself a midlife crisis and he and my dad would always be fighting but I mean actual physical fights.How do I deal with the fact that all this happened?

2007-12-06 21:17:05 · 7 answers · asked by Brad Jordan 1 in Family

Do his balls get cut off completely, or do they just cut a certain part of his bits?
Are there any websites detailing what happens, with pictures?

2007-12-06 21:16:55 · 6 answers · asked by meilin h 3 in Cats

Whom does Dolly Parton think she is- Beethoven??? Boy, I howled when reading an interview where she appears to justify the number of homes she has, because `I know I always have a place to write`.

Geez, there are those of us Dolly, really brilliant writers, who don`t have the dosh to buy multiple homes never mind just one.

2007-12-06 21:16:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Football fan: (singing) "Mile away . . . . you’re so many mile away from me..."

Girlfriend: Honey, add a letter "s" in mile!

Football fan: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me..."

2007-12-06 21:16:15 · 9 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-12-06 21:15:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

His love? her cooking, the dog? the children? Fear?

2007-12-06 21:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

for radio trivia

2007-12-06 21:15:34 · 27 answers · asked by Dana 1 in Olympics

2007-12-06 21:15:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

How many are Labour MPs?

2007-12-06 21:15:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Embassies & Consulates

2007-12-06 21:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by xButterflyx 1 in Diet & Fitness

We sometimes did our tree on Thanksgiving and when I was very young, the tree of course had to be gone soon after New Year's.

Then, we got an artificial tree....

My mom would leave it up until the last day of January and I remember coming in after school a month after Christmas and still feeling that same awe that I had when it was first set up.

On bad days at school, it was very reassuring to me.

So, you guessed it. I decorate on or, as soon after Thanksgiving as possible and this year, am thinking, you know the last day of January sounds like a plan....

What is your routine?

2007-12-06 21:14:56 · 14 answers · asked by wider scope 7 in Christmas

I just turned 18 not long ago and I hear that as you age it is more difficult to lose weight. I was in cross country when I was 15 and loss weight pretty quickly. Now that I'm an elder teen and young adult, I wonder if my chances are still the same... What do you think? Am I able to lose as much as before?

Thanks for reading.

2007-12-06 21:14:07 · 8 answers · asked by Closed 5 in Diet & Fitness

why dose everyone think because a couple of people had bad experances on line that ever one will "it never works out" what about the people u meet in bars or at work they never work out but that dont stop u

2007-12-06 21:13:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:11:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I like fresh roasted peanuts. Sweet, salty,and crunchy.Yum-o-licious!

2007-12-06 21:11:42 · 10 answers · asked by Snacky 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible she could be on anti-pyschotic drugs? Ya im thinking so.
She sounds like an adult.. ugh..

2007-12-06 21:11:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Each time I am worried, scared, or furious, I get this pain in the upper left side of my chest. What is this? The more I think about a situation, the more the pain is there. This must def. be a nervous system symptom or mental symptom. Like today at work, there are these guys who don't know me and said something so ignorant about me. I overheard them. They were so obvious too. And I got the pain there. How do I control this? I wish I could just ignore and be strong. There are times when I can, there are times when I cannot. I suffer from social anxiety and schizophrenia.

2007-12-06 21:10:48 · 2 answers · asked by James 3 in Pain & Pain Management

.........apart from invading, looting, killing, occupying, etc.

2007-12-06 21:10:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Apparently they are not allowed to make a prophet out of them........

2007-12-06 21:10:16 · 3 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Will be .... 'Bah, Humbug !'

Anyone else feel like this .....?

2007-12-06 21:10:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas