All categories - 6 December 2007

i'm all for the adhesive ones...

2007-12-06 21:37:01 · 9 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

I saw on the TV once that an ex police seargent had written a book explaining all the "cons" police use etc and how to get out of things etc. I saw that one of the major ones was, if pulled over by the police, dont EVER EVER show them your driving licence, infact dont take it with you when in car. Why is this? I dont understand the reaosn behind it? Im in the UK remember.

2007-12-06 21:36:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

last day at school the kids can fetch a favourite toy.
they all tell the class about the toy and why they gave it the name it as.
now jonnny says the teacher its your turn
you won`t believe this miss ,but my teddy as the same name as jesus `s teddy bear.
oh can we see him ,
yes
johnny holds out a well loved and worn bear ,with odd buttons for eyes,
what do you call him little sue asks
with a loud proud voice johnny says`
Gladdly`
sue remarks if jesus had a bear it would not have crossed eyes and be called Gladly
picking up the class bible johnny proudly opened it and showed the class this verse






gladly my cross I`d bear

2007-12-06 21:36:34 · 19 answers · asked by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 in Jokes & Riddles

One Day this old doctor decided he wanted to retire but he would have to train the young doctor to do house calls. The first day was a training day for the young doctor. the old doctor took the young doctor to one of his house calls he told the young doctor before they entered that the women who lived here was 50 years old and had a belly ache. The old doctor walked up to the women in bed, and lisened to her belly. He told her to lay off the fruit. As the doctors left the young doctor ased the old doctor how he knew the old women had ate a lot of fruit, the old doctor replied, he stumbled into the trash can filled with apple peelings. The next day the old doctor said its your turn. The old women they went to see today was about 60 she was always tired. the young doctor looked at her and said she had been work for the church to long. When they left the Old doctor asked how he knew that. The young doctor replied, the sunday school books and the preacher under the bed. the old doctor told the young doctor your goona make a fine doctor when I retire.

2007-12-06 21:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

seriously what do ppl really mean when they ask you that

2007-12-06 21:36:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be honest. i've seen the video.

2007-12-06 21:36:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it true that we are the only living things with the emotions of hate and greed?

2007-12-06 21:35:58 · 9 answers · asked by SnOwBuNnY 3 in Psychology

2007-12-06 21:35:56 · 24 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-12-06 21:35:47 · 4 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

i can either laugh my head off or i don't laugh at all. Everytime try to giggle, i just laugh at myself. LOL. 'cause it doesn't sound like giggling nor laughing. It's like i make a stupid funny sound. LOL.

2007-12-06 21:35:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i bought a blue feather already.....it cost me a lot of fortune but she won't accept me....
what should i do????
she keeps saying"i still want to help the doctor"......
i hate it!!!
should i extend my house???
what????
please help me it takes me milleniums to marry her!

2007-12-06 21:35:30 · 3 answers · asked by Angel T 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-12-06 21:35:24 · 12 answers · asked by junkmaster 1 in Military

2007-12-06 21:35:09 · 11 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Football (American)

The Loksabha (lower house) passed a bill 'THE MAINTENANCE & WELFARE OF PARENTS AND SENIOR CITIZENS BILL 2007' wherein grownup children would be punished for not taking care of their parents.

The social fabric is very different in India because there is no social security as in other countries and hence with growing social problems and isolation of aging parents i believe the legislation is relevant.

2007-12-06 21:34:39 · 1 answers · asked by bebe 3 in Law & Ethics

puppy,kid,partner or teddy....

2007-12-06 21:34:33 · 13 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:34:17 · 5 answers · asked by CT108 1 in Women's Health

My boy friend cheated on me and got someone pregnant I love alot the reason for that is because we've been together for past sixteen years. So far his been making it up to me so should i let him stick around or let him go?

2007-12-06 21:34:06 · 33 answers · asked by patty5 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-06 21:34:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I'm looking for a site like Pacer, which offers access to public Federal court documents. It would be great if the site was free. Thank you.

2007-12-06 21:33:45 · 2 answers · asked by sdn90036 6 in Law & Ethics

they send you a free report which agitates you and ask you to pay for a second detailed report on what you should do to get your fortune(at a fee) they seem so concerned and even reduce their fees just to help you but they never tolerate $0. guys, are they duping people? has anyone ever followed their "plans" and got somewhere with them? i know and love God so please get me right, i'm not asking whether or not it's good before God's eyes. please look at this objectively

2007-12-06 21:33:29 · 17 answers · asked by flash 2 in Mythology & Folklore

There was this blonde and she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her with her best friend and the rest of her school day wasnt going to well either so she says to her self "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live i want to hang myself" so she goes home and finds a rope and she hangs herself from the porch well some guy walks by and sees her hanging off the porch by a rope and he asks her "what the hell are u doing?" and she tells him "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live so im hanging my self" well he asks "why are u hanging from your waist arent u suppose to hang yourself from your throat" and the blonde says " i tried that but i couldnt breathe!"

2007-12-06 21:33:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

should I wait until after christmas, I cant' stand it at home anymore, I love my husband but he is not the man I married one min he is nice to me then next he can be so mean, he won't talk to me and tell me why he will go for days without talking to me then he lies and gives pathetic reasons why he has not spoke to me or slept in our bed, when we are good everything is perfect but it never lasts, he insults me infront of our friends, but then can completely change and make me breckfast in bed cups of tea when I want them tell me i'm beautiful etc etc, we have more bad times than up times but I dont' think I can take much more, I have no where to go either no family close by and I don't want to leave my job that is all I have, I can't sit down and talk this through with him as we will just tell me to f off when he is ready to talk to me he will just act like nothing has happened and start being nice again,

But I need answers,, any advice would be greatly appreciated thanks.

2007-12-06 21:32:12 · 18 answers · asked by shala 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-06 21:32:02 · 20 answers · asked by Night Mare 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:31:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

who do you prefer? what's your favorite song?

2007-12-06 21:31:11 · 12 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:30:59 · 19 answers · asked by Snake 4 in Polls & Surveys

what can I use to fight off infection like sinus infection?

2007-12-06 21:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by trydluv4u 1 in Alternative Medicine

Supposedly, this movie has a 40's style feel to it. The movie is out on DVD now. The movie was in theaters 3 months ago I believe. If you could answer, I would appreciate it.

2007-12-06 21:30:38 · 2 answers · asked by Indy Indy Indy!!!! 4 in Movies

late 1800's...

2007-12-06 21:30:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Someone said i should get off the stage last time, but i still would like you to rate this...lol Ok here we go..
Lamport, you're late for work again!
Yes, i'm sorry sir. I overslept."
"I thought i told you to get an Alarm clock."
"I did sir, but there are nine of us in our family
"Whats that got to do with it?"
"The Alarm was only set for eight sir!"

2007-12-06 21:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Jokes & Riddles