All categories - 6 December 2007

No letters again! I want letters with cheques in them.

2007-12-06 21:53:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:53:38 · 45 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which color do you prefer and why?

2007-12-06 21:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by Snacky 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.

Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

2007-12-06 21:53:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:53:01 · 7 answers · asked by bubbles 1 in Economics

Mine was when Dorothy Collins pulled (rather, pushed the car) into a filling station and asked them to check the oil. When the attendant lifted the hood, there was no engine.

2007-12-06 21:52:10 · 17 answers · asked by Eyes 5 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-06 21:51:53 · 23 answers · asked by G.xi 1 in Religion & Spirituality

This is a poem I wrote waaaay back in 2001, when I was 12. It's obviously not great then lol. But I always liked it because it had meaning. I wrote this in the hospital, about 5 minutes after my mom passed away. I realize my pain at the end. Thoughts?

It's still warm for October
I wonder if I need a jacket
I'll be thirteen soon
I wonder what daddy will get me
Her doctors are Arab
I wonder how they feel about 9-11
I'm glad Ms. Banks let me out of school
I wonder what Jesse is doing
Those cafeteria guys like me
I wonder if they know that I'm 12
Teresa is such a nice woman
I wonder if she's Italian
She gave me one of her dirty romance novels
Wonder if I should read it
My aunt got some Valium
I wonder if I should steal it
The streets look so inviting
I wonder if they would want me
I saw my dad outside
I wonder if he'll ever stop smoking
I look at my face
I wonder if I'll ever survive
My mother's dead
I wonder why I'm alive

2007-12-06 21:51:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

2007-12-06 21:51:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-06 21:51:15 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. brushing teeth
2. yelling
3. feeding pets
4. tummy medicines (Tums,Rolaids,Prilosec etc...)
5. spitting
6. tying your shoes
7. drinking some form of caffeine
8. drinking alcohol
9. using the middle finger gesture (flippin' off)
10. answering Questions here, on Y/A
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-12-06 21:51:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work in quite a large office and often hear the "fake laugh". Do you what I mean. It's when people laugh at something that's obviously not funny. Do they do out of nerves or maybe "brown-nosing/butt sucking" Just wondering.

2007-12-06 21:50:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:50:49 · 24 answers · asked by bentleypup 2 in Movies

proper asnwers please

2007-12-06 21:50:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I am writing a version of "Around the World in Eighty Days" for my local theatre group and feeling that I do not have the rescources to copy a full blown riot in San Francisco have changed that section to a debate between the two candidates (one Republican and one Democrat). If you were either candidate (please state which when answering) how would you answer the following question:

"Thank you sir. My question relates to something that I have a deep concern for. Whilst I may look like a cowpoke, I served in the Great War that rent this country asunder that only finished a mere seven years ago. I of course refer to the Civil War and I am proud to state that I served for the Union side (applause from the audience) and that I even served under the leadership of that illustrious man General Ulysses S. Grant who is now our President (even louder applause). One of the things that arose from that war was the Alabama Claim. I would like to know where the candidates stand on that issue?"

2007-12-06 21:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by Harry Hayfield 6 in History

2007-12-06 21:49:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Do you know how to boogie?

2007-12-06 21:49:22 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:48:56 · 12 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:48:48 · 6 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Basketball

Let's say you meet a guy and you are both really feelin each other... the attraction is off the hook and the sexual tension is crazy. Right away he tells you he wants to take you back to his place and have sex all night. Does he really think you're an easy s l u t or is he attracted to you, and hoping you want the same thing? How long should you wait to do it so that he doesn't think you are easy?

2007-12-06 21:47:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-06 21:47:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Does anyone (besides me) remember that incredible start the 1984 Tigers got off to?
My question is do you think this 2008 team could exceed that mark?

2007-12-06 21:47:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Have a great day!

2007-12-06 21:46:56 · 22 answers · asked by Third P 6 in Philosophy

Drummond states, "The right to think is on trial." Explain how this is shown throughout the play by identifying the case for the defense and the arguments presented by the prosecution. Who is more convincing?

2007-12-06 21:46:54 · 2 answers · asked by ME® 5 in Trivia

2007-12-06 21:46:52 · 14 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

34 weeks pregnant and have been having lots of thick discharge, how do I know its not the mucus plug slowly coming away? Whats the difference?

2007-12-06 21:46:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

otherwise what He does if someone rejects Him ?

2007-12-06 21:45:40 · 51 answers · asked by ۞Aum۞ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm not as productive as I would like to be. Any suggestions on how I can achieve more every day. Thank you.

2007-12-06 21:45:31 · 3 answers · asked by sdn90036 6 in Psychology

Only 1 per person, and no repeats please. (if somebody has already said one, it cannot be said again).

2007-12-06 21:45:23 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys