All categories - 2 December 2007

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess\' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. that night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don\'t f*cking think so.

2007-12-02 17:50:57 · 7 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Vanilla Pudding for $45
For 7 Hours? you dont get paid by the hour...

2007-12-02 17:50:23 · 24 answers · asked by The Game 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 17:50:15 · 12 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

just a very intelligent and well liked person. I believe he was crucified,but that's when everything got the 'spin' of time and politics. We will never know the real story of Jesus,that's why people still kill each other to prove their story is the right one.

2007-12-02 17:49:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how do u get rid of the feelings of wanting to be a mother. i am only 15 and my boyfriend is 17. we do not want a child and i am smart enough to know to not actually have a child but how can i get rid of the feelings??give advise dont critic ok

2007-12-02 17:49:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

I am a senior in high school and I plan to go out of state for college. Mother is nearly devistated. Every day she cries and carries on about everything she is going to miss about me. I am and only child and we (Mother and I) are very close. She also has MS and feels that she cannot be a part of my plans because she is basically un able to travel. She has lost so many things as it is and fears loosing me. She makes me feel so guilty. I don't know what to do to ease her troubles when I'm gone. I'm looking for ideas to make her life easier and to ease/lessen her empty nest syndrome. Please help.

2007-12-02 17:48:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I was wondering if it costs more (than the current postage stamp price of 41 cents) to send letters to Hawaii compared to the rest of the US on the mainland. I am sending from California, USA.

I am not interested in sending a package, just a regular < 3 ounce letter.

2007-12-02 17:48:41 · 2 answers · asked by Lirit 2 in Other - Business & Finance

Like in the supermarket they have "easy peel satsumas" and other citrus fruits like mandarins or clementines are sometimes difficult to peel. Do they genetically modify it to make it "easy peel" or what?

2007-12-02 17:48:07 · 3 answers · asked by honest 5 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-12-02 17:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by tintin p 1 in Pregnancy

I have two frangipani trees that I have grown from cuttings, they were planted about 4 months ago and doing well. I have been watering them every two weeks I would like to know what sort of fertilizer to use on them or should I not worry about it? Ive heard they thrive on neglect. I live in a tropical climate in the north of Australia. Thanks any other tips are welcome

2007-12-02 17:47:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

lemonade - for $40

2007-12-02 17:47:44 · 11 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

So my parents recently split (divorce is being worked on, i think) anyways i found out my dad was on a dating site and that he was cheating way before they split( not the reason why they split though) Anyways my dad was on this dating site and I read his messages because he left it to sign in automotically. I know i shouldnt have read them( so dont give me a whole speech on that) but hes been messaging ladies to meet up and maybe have sex with them.. then he will come over and act like he loves my mom. She Knows about this and gets upset but whenever he comes over they have sex. It really obvious too. Im so upset but I dont know what I would say to her. One minute she says she doesnt like him and hes an *** for doing this but then she turns around and has sex with him.. when both her kids are home or not. Im 17 my brothers 12 and we can hear them its disturbing. But even more so thats shes saying stuff and doing the opposite. Im confused.How can i bring it up with my mom?

2007-12-02 17:47:41 · 8 answers · asked by Bekee M 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I'm going with my mom while she's at a conference. She'll be in classes, so I'll be on my own during the day. What are some fun things to do? Also, we're staying at the Silver Legacy, so things that are within walking distance of there would be best. And I'm over 21, so there's not really a restriction on where I can go.

2007-12-02 17:47:37 · 3 answers · asked by jessyka 2 in Las Vegas

please i need to turn this in in a few minutes.

how do you say "works cited" in spanish??

2007-12-02 17:47:22 · 0 answers · asked by Samuel P 3 in Languages

This kitten bites so much, you can hardley pet him. And he'll jump on your back side and claw his way up your back. He is really getting to be too much!

2007-12-02 17:47:08 · 10 answers · asked by Pam 1 in Cats

My girlfriend of 6 months went on a vacation to a different country. I haven't heard her voice in a week but we have been text messaging back and forth. There are days that she doesn't text me and she has not talked a lot about her trip. I am starting to get scared that she met someone while she was over there or she is changing her mind about our relationship. She will be gone for 2 weeks and i don't know what could happen in those 2 weeks. Can things change between us in that time period?

2007-12-02 17:46:50 · 1 answers · asked by John S 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-02 17:46:44 · 9 answers · asked by Cody W 1 in Other - Destinations

The Bible itself says it is the word of God. That is just circular logic, isn't it?

2007-12-02 17:46:35 · 21 answers · asked by mismembered 3 in Religion & Spirituality

ok i have a laptop and i have my home connection set up...well the other day i was trying to set up a connection throught my school also and i thin i may have messed things up. if i dont touch the curser every once in a while it kicks me off the internet and asks me to work offline or try again. it never used to do this! why is it doing this and how can i make it stop doing it again??

2007-12-02 17:46:22 · 2 answers · asked by snowrider336 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-12-02 17:46:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is the stock D70 w Nikkor ED lens w/UV filter. This is supposed to be the best stuff, but my compact Cannon takes better pictures. I do not like th color the Nikon produces. It is not vibrant, not warm, and not realistic. It is most notable on indoor/people shots. The color is very dull and blue. I set up a table with random items and tried as many options as I could to make the photos better. It is a little better now that I have tweaked it on the "p" mode, but still unacceptable!! IS ANYONE PLEASED WITH THIS CAMERA, AND IF SO, WHAT SETTINGS DO YOU HAVE? thanks!!

2007-12-02 17:45:41 · 8 answers · asked by yaheiner 2 in Cameras

well, i only smoke once in a blue moon
maybe like once every 6 months
but i really hate taking weeks to get the stupid smell out
i mean
its nice to enjoy a cig once and a while
but the smell SUCKS


and i dont want any lecures on how smoking is bad and addiction is bad
all this other **** cuase i know so
any ideas?

2007-12-02 17:45:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

This is for a school project and for some research. Any help will be much appreciated! :)

2007-12-02 17:45:29 · 7 answers · asked by jfiw 2 in Astronomy & Space

IAM LOOKING FOR PATTERNS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN READ FOR LEFT HAND PEOPLE?

2007-12-02 17:44:47 · 4 answers · asked by Rosalinse E 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

y=2log base1/2 (x-3)

2007-12-02 17:44:32 · 1 answers · asked by Hello There 1 in Mathematics

diet mountain dew - for $40

2007-12-02 17:44:24 · 15 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

I often make fruit smoothies, and it's much more convenient to use frozen fruit because it lasts much longer, and tastes better in a smoothie (gives it more of an icy texture). So I usually buy bags of frozen fruit (a brand called Europe's Best, it's about $5 for a 1lb, 5 oz bag and it's very good) and mix those fruits (usually strawberries, pineapple or blueberries) in along with a frozen banana, ice cubes, ground flax seed and orange juice.

I enjoy the smoothies but mostly drink them for the health benefits...so I'm wondering if using frozen fruit over fresh fruit has any effect on the fruits' nutritional values, or if there are any negatives? Same with vegetables, because I sometimes eat frozen veggies (though they don't taste as good).

2007-12-02 17:43:58 · 6 answers · asked by bada_bing2k4 4 in Vegetarian & Vegan