have u ever have a "wardrobe malfunction"?

Answer 1

Yes. It was my 2nd or 3rd day at my current job, four years ago. I had on a summer dress and g-string underwear. I was up walking around, making copies and talking to the other employees (which were a guy and a woman). When I got back to my chair to sit down my bare *** touched the cushion of the chair. The stitching in my dress had completely came undone. I had to ask a co-worker (that I didn't know) to sew it up for me, because I don't know how to sew. So we went in the restroom, I went in one stall and she went in another and she sewed it up for me. I was so embarassed. I asked the others if they saw anything and they said they didn't, but you know they saw something.

I mean my entire *** was exposed and the string was hiding so it probably looked as if I had no underwear on.

Answer 2

One time... Oh God this is stupid... I'm not sure I want to relive this. But one time I had on this shirt I had won in a race-- it's a tradition where the losing team has to surrender their shirts. The shirt had the name of their school printed right over my left nipple. I despised the school so much that i cut the name of the school right off the shirt. And then my nipple was exposed. Nevertheless, I wore the shirt in public, and was ridiculed, naturally. Now that I think about it again, I see this episode as a pretty clear indication that I am developmentally disabled. So now I feel sad.

Answer 3

What's that ?does that mean that nothing ever fits
right? If so Nearly All the time!

Answer 4

similar to Janet Jackson's

Answer 5

does not forgetting to zip my pants count

Answer 6

nope

Answer 7

lol.. no