Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out
a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, " he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter
10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking
the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git
dat monster??"
"Vell, " replied Olaf, "I got it from
my Genie."
"You haff a Genie, " Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox, "
says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the
Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm
a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will, " says the Genie .
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
2007-12-02
09:22:33
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