Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out
a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, " he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter
10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking
the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git
dat monster??"
"Vell, " replied Olaf, "I got it from
my Genie."
"You haff a Genie, " Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox, "
says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the
Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm
a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will, " says the Genie .
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
2007-12-02 09:22:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound
of a million ducks ................ flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'
Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch
Bic?"
2007-12-02 09:22:54 · update #1
Brilliant and funny
2007-12-02 09:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FABULOUS - very funny with the Bic or the Pianist... Here's an old one for you to enjoy.... Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Sven and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body. Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his butt and said "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked at his butt and said "No dat ain't Olaf." The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had two bum holes." "What? he had two bum holes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two arseholes!"
2016-04-07 04:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 09:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hard of hearing or just a nasty genie lol
brilliant*
2007-12-02 14:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! He needs a hearing aid!! Funny! *star*
2007-12-02 12:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMFAO!!!
that was hilariouse
star4u
2007-12-02 09:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, sooooo funny.
Star.
2007-12-02 20:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh thats good thats good didn't see it coming
2007-12-02 09:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-12-02 20:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent and funny thanks
2007-12-02 20:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋