A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and founded him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?"
" Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly will need batteries, and my toys will eventually get
broken." answered the pessimist.......
Passing the optimist room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. " What are you so happy about.?"
To which his optimistic son replied: " There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
2007-12-02
09:12:01
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