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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin and groanin.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest.
This rooms a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!
My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing;
Frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging.
Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;
My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;
Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.
He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;
Then grins as he chuckles, "The eggnog is ready!"

2007-12-01 04:14:37 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

and what about the harddrive?

2007-12-01 04:14:26 · 6 answers · asked by ♥LaBelleVie♥ 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

im down 80 points since yesterday

2007-12-01 04:14:13 · 5 answers · asked by donkeypunch 3 in Polls & Surveys

Come on, a fat white guy in a red suit with a sleigh full of goodies?

2007-12-01 04:14:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was bleeding from my place from sunday to wednesday....nothing on thursday..and was bleeding ALITTLE on friday and it only lasted about an hour......is that my period or something else......plz explain fully...thank u!!i am 13 yrs old and i have been bleeding form my place 4 to 5 days a month forthe past3 monthd..is this myperiod or somthng else?

2007-12-01 04:14:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

get this guy i work with a x-mas card?
this guy at work who is 25 but acts likes a 10 year old, iam 20, he was nice when he first started work then turned mean, then nice and last night at work was all i had to take from him, he blames me for things that arent my fault, he knew i was mad at him but he didnt even bother apologizing , instead he got mad at me since i ignored him and demanded for me to speak to him, he is afraid i am going to the managers about him ...funny he is the one who tells on me when i am the victim..but since its work and i have to act professional.. should i just get him a x-mas card to have less tensions at work? this guy was told not to talk to me and he just has to talk to me so if have to deal with him i will want less tensions

2007-12-01 04:14:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I was told that if I turn off my computer whenever I'm not using it, it'll last longer..by one person..........then I was told by another person that if I do this, it'll waste my memory and actually make my computer get problems sooner.......So which is right?....What I've been doing since I bought it is just close the browser & leave the computer on...letting it go into sleep mode on it's own.......thanx..........DreO

2007-12-01 04:13:57 · 12 answers · asked by dre o 3 in Desktops

I have 3 goldfish...but I may get more.
I have a filter.

2007-12-01 04:13:45 · 7 answers · asked by Joey Crawford is love 6 in Fish

"If human embryonic stem cell research does not make you at least a little bit uncomfortable, you have not thought about it enough."

-- James A. Thomson

http://news.yahoo.com/s/weeklystandard/20071122/cm_weeklystandard/theendofthestemcellwars;_ylt=AtFoSeIei6jOq7dqbGEDKIEZ_8QF

2007-12-01 04:13:34 · 18 answers · asked by charbatch 3 in Politics

2007-12-01 04:13:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if Delhi is capital of india.
then what is india of Delhi.........??
hehe:-)*

2007-12-01 04:13:23 · 12 answers · asked by CMG 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 16 weeks pregnat with my 4th child & was just told I have placenta previa- I've already been put on bedrest due to bleeding- I wanted to know has anyone carried a baby to due date that had placenta previa? I was told baby would probably come early.

2007-12-01 04:13:15 · 6 answers · asked by Maggie 4 in Pregnancy

How is it that you can post a question and nobody answers the actual question? Instead they all critisize you for having a child and not being married...I am just curious...Are the people answering these questions perfect? If so I am so excited!! I've waited 34 yrs to find perfect people!! And can't wait for your advice on how I can achieve such standings...Please enlighten me!!

2007-12-01 04:13:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-12-01 04:12:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:)

2007-12-01 04:12:47 · 18 answers · asked by ღ Scent of a Woman ღ 4 in Egypt

I try to be the nicest guy possible, even saving my virginity until marriage, and i try to find nice girls however they abandon me and go for guys that end up taking their virginity and abandon them. I really dont get this at all, it seems the assholes get all the girls and ruin them while all guys like me can do is just sit and watch. is there anyone left anymore ?

2007-12-01 04:12:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I get asked a lot. I'm not sure.

2007-12-01 04:12:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

during atest for the urine . every thing is normal , but there where white blood selss in my urine.

2007-12-01 04:12:27 · 5 answers · asked by usama m 1 in Medicine

What toys can I buy for my year old daughter that are safe and safe for her age???

2007-12-01 04:12:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

i dreamt that my father and i were held up by a gang. one of the gang members began by speaking in some kind of tongue, and then he took out a sharp cross and stabbed my father in the head with the cross. i was watching, quite calmly as the blood ran down his head and into his eyes.

my parents have recently split and the divorce was extremly messy, the divorce left my brother and i alone with my mother, with no communication with my father. I am 17 and i have no idea what this dream could mean.

When i woke up i was not afraid or upset about my experience. why?

2007-12-01 04:12:21 · 2 answers · asked by Sally J 1 in Psychology

i fink im st8 and like girls but what does a 13 year old boy feel is hes gay. what are the signs

2007-12-01 04:12:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

atheists, if a Christian tried to prove the existence of Christ through their bible (how ridiculous...), how would u argue your point intellectually to get your point across?

2007-12-01 04:12:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

According to this article and many other reports Carlito asked to be released. If anything they will be granting his wishes: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2007_/articles/1196104262.php

WQ:Who will win? Anvil of the Hart Foundation against Marty Janetty?

2007-12-01 04:12:06 · 5 answers · asked by FionaLeona 5 in Wrestling

I live in Brooklyn, NY and I need it fixed soon. Does ikea provide repair services or do I have to seek repair service elsewhere?

2007-12-01 04:11:46 · 3 answers · asked by di12381 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

Nothing involving kissing & such...
Please keep at a PG/ PG-13ish level..

Thanks ;]

-natalie.

2007-12-01 04:11:39 · 3 answers · asked by Yours Truly, 2 in Polls & Surveys

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