Come on, a fat white guy in a red suit with a sleigh full of goodies?
2007-12-01 04:14:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He sends Rudolf ahead of him to hand out 40oz beers and blunts.
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Come on, a white guy in a suit, has to be the parole officer - they run faster than if they just stole your TV.
2007-12-01 04:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
His sleigh has been traded in for a Bradley armored personnel carrier
2007-12-01 12:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The elves are on standby and will make things get ugly in a hurry if he has any problems
2007-12-01 12:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. He must have his reindeer ready.
Maybe he gives the gangsters some presents too.
Or have some of that pepper spray.
2007-12-01 12:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He either puts on his invisibility sunglasses or a mask! Then he fits right in with his bag full of treasures!
2007-12-01 12:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's packing a 9 millimeter.
2007-12-01 12:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Queen of the Underground 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In exchange for his safe passage, he gives out M80's to all
2007-12-01 14:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer... That's a hell of a posse!
2007-12-01 12:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the reindeer are armed with Uzis
2007-12-01 12:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Awesome★Possum♕҉☮♪♥♠♦♣♫ღ☼✔♀✫ஐ¤Δ☺◎ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably beats up the gangsters.
2007-12-01 12:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋