A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and, sure enough, finds a gorilla removal service.When he calls and asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it male or female?"
"Male," he replies.
"Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right there," he states. An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "I'm going to climb up on the roof and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls down to the ground, when he does, the Chihuahua is trained to bite the gorilla on his private parts and not let go. The gorilla will then reach down with both hands to try and remove the dog, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."
"What do I do with the shotgun?" the man asks.
"That's simple," the service guy replies. "If I fall off the roof before the gorilla, you shoot the Chihuahua."
2007-11-29
17:08:03
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