A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and, sure enough, finds a gorilla removal service.When he calls and asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it male or female?"
"Male," he replies.
"Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right there," he states. An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "I'm going to climb up on the roof and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls down to the ground, when he does, the Chihuahua is trained to bite the gorilla on his private parts and not let go. The gorilla will then reach down with both hands to try and remove the dog, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."
"What do I do with the shotgun?" the man asks.
"That's simple," the service guy replies. "If I fall off the roof before the gorilla, you shoot the Chihuahua."
2007-11-29 17:08:03 · 8 answers · asked by ferrisdidit 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo quero los estrellas por favor...gracias
The stars are only a click away, help me get to 3 plz,
thank you
2007-11-29 17:13:42 · update #1
This is where I got it from,
www.fortunecity.com/boozers/grapes/306/gorilla.html
Enjoy!
2007-11-29 17:21:33 · update #2
www.fortunecity.com/boozers/grapes/306/gorilla.html
2007-11-29 17:22:21 · update #3
wait a sec, I dont know why it won't hyper link
www.fortunecity.com
/boozers/grapes/306/gorilla.html
2007-11-29 17:22:55 · update #4
There you go! Enjoy!
2007-11-29 17:23:20 · update #5
Lol
2007-11-29 17:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Becca 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I often look for jokes on here to share with my husband and I think he'd like this one. I know I did L.O.L.
2007-12-02 01:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-11-30 02:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny ..
Where did you get this?.
You can find similar jokes from http://coolstuffs.in
2007-11-30 01:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by Linux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! first star from me yay! lol
2007-11-30 01:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by 1080 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really really really really funny. i like it. gj gj
2007-11-30 01:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by Seabass 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, good one.
2007-11-30 01:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ezz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny....lollollol...
2007-11-30 01:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋