All categories - 25 November 2007

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2007-11-25 03:15:54 · 19 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man and wife are eating breakfast, just before he goes out to work.

"I'll bet you don't know what day it is today!" she says to him.

With a guilty start he responds, "Well of course I do, did you really think I could forget!" and with feigned hurt he storms off to work.

At 10am there is a knock at the door and she answers it to find a delivery man bearing the biggest bunch of red roses she had ever seen in her life.

At 12 oclock the door goes again, and this time it is a gigantic box of her favourite luxury chocolates all tied in a satin bow. At three o'clock a van arrives from the most expensive boutique in the area and delivers the most sumptious new dress she had ever seen. Attached is a card which reads, "Of course I didn't forget darling, please find attached tickets to the Opera, I know you love it."

Shocked to the core she can't wait for her husband to come in.

"Oh George, first came the roses, then the chocolates, then that gorgeous dress, And darling, how sweet you got those tickets. I know you HATE the opera."

She gives a little sigh, then smiles sweetly

"Really, this is the best Pancake Tuesday of my life!"

2007-11-25 03:15:52 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i try to give a wink.... ;)
but sometimes people still don't get it............
my bad.

2007-11-25 03:15:51 · 4 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 03:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really need to impress!

2007-11-25 03:15:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Preschool

2007-11-25 03:15:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

should we be punished for ours?

2007-11-25 03:15:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

im as cool as it gets =P

2007-11-25 03:15:08 · 33 answers · asked by Susan♥sJohn 3 in Polls & Surveys

with a foreign accent-Which would you want it to be?

2007-11-25 03:14:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-25 03:14:49 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Is there any different treatment for criminals under the age of 18 vs. those over 21? No matter the crime?

2007-11-25 03:14:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-11-25 03:14:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We're cooking a turkey and the timer shows that we need to cook it for another 30 minutes but the timer has already popped up. Is it done?

2007-11-25 03:14:21 · 9 answers · asked by ~*Bella*~ 5 in Cooking & Recipes

It says in the good book that Christ came that we may have life and live it more abundant?

So would he be against me desiring the finer things in life? I desire these things but never before the lord!!

2007-11-25 03:14:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How can I use a HyperCam or something like that to take pictures of what's on my computer screen?

2007-11-25 03:13:52 · 6 answers · asked by donkeyscommand 2 in Cameras

What can I do for a job? And I do babysit, but not very much and I need money for the holidays. Thanks

2007-11-25 03:13:45 · 33 answers · asked by Holly 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-11-25 03:13:36 · 16 answers · asked by suer 2 in Safety

Mobile Phone

2007-11-25 03:13:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 21 years old and my aunt is 32 years old. She married my uncle 2 years ago but I met her this year like in April. When I saw her I thought she was really pretty and hot. When I starting knowing her I fell in love with her. She has a good personality, funny, makes me smile, and really cool. She has such a pretty face. Last week I stayed at her house while everybody else was on vacation for 3 days. On the 3rd day in her house I was sitting in the couch watching a movie and she sat next to me. The air conditioner was on and she said she was really cold but I thought it was still hot. She started hugging me and she didn't take off the AC. Then she came on top of me and really started hugging me. I liked it but I didn't know what she was doing. She kept moving and was really hugging me and couldn’t let go. She was really grabbing me and then she put 1 hand under my shirt and 1 in my pants. Then I started hugging her and was touching her butt. I was so happy. I lied down on the couch and we were making out. I never knew she liked me. After making out for couple of minutes I wanted her so much I couldn’t let go of her. She was the reason I didn’t ask anybody out the entire year because of those feelings. After making out I carried her to the bedroom. I took off all my clothes except my boxers but she took every single clothes off. I didn’t know if I should take off my boxers but she took it off from me and we had sex. I stated with her the entire night. When we woke up I was facing her and she was facing me. We started talking on how great that was and I told her how I was in love with her for the entire year and how strong it was. She told me she always wanted to kiss me and be with me but she never knew it would go this far but she was really happy it did. She told me that she didn’t want to tell anybody yet and I agreed. As I was about to get dresses she stopped me and told me we still have 3 hours then she was like I want to take a nice hot bubble bath and was pulling me if I wanted to join her and I said hell yeah. We did it for like an hour and a half making love. After I left because everybody will be back soon I was se excited and happy. The next time I will see her is next Tuesday and I don’t know what to do. I’m really scared and nervous. I’m in so much trouble help!! This is serious and true and I don’t care if u don’t believe me just tell me what to do. Help!! She is very special to me. I wanted this for so long. When I jerk off I think about her. Please tell me what to do? I care about her so much.

2007-11-25 03:13:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I keep a list of all the beers I try at http://www.geocities.com/lager57

Back in the late 1980's I tried Dragon Stout, brewed in Jamaica by Desnoes & Geddes LTD. It is one of my top 10 favorite imports.

Thursday I bought a 6-pack of Dragon Stout. Now it is brewed and bottled by Red Stripe.

On my beer list, should the new Dragon Stout count as a different beer? Sould I make a new enty with the new brewer, and increment my count?

2007-11-25 03:12:58 · 2 answers · asked by lager57 4 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-11-25 03:12:57 · 2 answers · asked by myvampirelove23 2 in Christmas

looking for a bank that will return my canceled checks after who you write them has been paid. Want to open account with them John

2007-11-25 03:12:51 · 5 answers · asked by tia m 1 in Personal Finance

What other stores have skinny jeans under 35.00?

2007-11-25 03:12:24 · 13 answers · asked by Leelee 1 in Fashion & Accessories

How they take for granted the value of money? I think their accounts should be frozen for six months so they can learn something about themselves....how to survive. Do you think they could do it? LOL

EG: Britney Spears spends on average $240,000 a month, most on food, booze and clothes. $240,000 a month. No wonder these people are screwed up.

2007-11-25 03:12:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-25 03:12:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-11-25 03:12:11 · 9 answers · asked by person 1 in Thailand

My friend's niece is always biting people. She bit me the other day. She bit her aunt (my friend) on the leg about an hour ago & broke the skin & my friend was bleeding.

Also, throughout my life, my nieces & nephews would bite people a lot @ that age. Is that just a stage they go through? How can we stop the baby from biting people?

2007-11-25 03:12:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Okay, so it's been a while since we entered the password for Wireless Internet Connection for our laptops in my house, and we completely forgot it. Is there any way to restart the Router so that we can link our other laptops to Wireless Internet? We have a NETGEAR Router with IO Internet Access.

2007-11-25 03:11:51 · 3 answers · asked by Spooky 3 in Computer Networking

iv just done a virus scan and it says 'Unable to scan: The file is a decompression bomb'.

2007-11-25 03:11:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security